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The Achewood Shop is OPEN! (Patreon)

Published:
2026-06-16 20:00:16
Imported:
2026-06

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No password needed, refresh shop.achewood.com if you're not seeing the above image.

I'll be announcing the shop opening on public social media channels / Patreon Free-tier members later this evening, so please come have a look and make your selections now! All shirt inventory is limited and these designs will very likely not be restocking any time soon.

The shop will stay open for about a week, maybe less, depending on inventory. Then it will sink back beneath the waves of memory like some https://brigadoon.

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Comments

Jenn

Ordered SO FAST

Bruce Wright

Jeez, Chris, you got what they call "pent-up demand." Five minutes late and most of what I wanted is gone-zo! (Still bagged one, though)

Alex Moscovitch

Sad that i had a meeting (15 min!) and the art i want was gruffled. But stickers and two 3x shirts are inbound! thanks for catering to my fat ass. and fat torso.

Tom

At last, the Dude and Catastrophe shirt will be mine once more.

Jay Williams

Got me some t-shirts and some Art!! Thank you, good sir! However, we really do need a hat for Wolcott’s Steam Sod. And maybe a Junbo Hole t-shirt

Zen Window

Astounded that the art I wanted from the earlier post was still available. OBTAINED. Thanks for doing cool shit.

Nate

I said I was going to get all those stickers, and I did. A+, would buy more stickers

Dr_Salt_NEO

And once again, dude of gravity sizes are sold out instantly

John Robinson

Clarification, please: is the Night Fishing shirt printed on black or navy? Thanks in advance from your pal, Cho of Poor Color Vision.

Achewood

The night fishing shirt is Black! And the print is actually smooth gray, but in my horrible photo it looks blotchy. It is most definitely not blotchy.

Achewood

I’m going to double the 3XL orders from now on. I’m sorry. It really bums me out when people can’t get their size. The next drop (October, 25th anniversary) will solve this problem. Thanks for the comment.

Achewood

These stickers are selling like hotcakestickers. It seems people just want really, really silly in-joke stickers.

Achewood

Oh nice, which one did you score

Achewood

These are all excellent in-universe brand ideas, worthy of the same treatment as Kronos cafe, the smoke, etc. Thanks for your support!

Achewood

Damn, Which piece did you want?

Achewood

Thanks! Which piece(s) did you want though?

Achewood

May it last you another 20 years!

Achewood

Jumbo Hole Home of the Cabin Melt Plus

Bruce Wright

Well, the sold pieces have been pulled and my "memory," as I laughingly call it, is fading already, but I really liked the 52 pickup, the outdoor fight piece and group shots in general. I picked up one of the Phillipe and ghost pieces; the one that went first looked to be a little more finely rendered.

Achewood

There’s a “sold art” nav item that will show you the sold pieces. And yeah the other p and ghost one was drawn more heavily, the one you got was done using harder pencils and hatch rather than stump shading iirc. Many thanks for picking it up!

Bruce Wright

Yeah, upon review I remembered correctly, those two. But hey, there'll be another art day

Alex Moscovitch

Philippe and the little friend (i am goin by mem) or Beef unpercieved/no one was at home. I aspire to be Philippe and am in therapy to help with my inner Beef. But in the morning light, i have found a beef and a psychedelic drawing that spoke to me. Im excited to have art that isn't connected to a band!

Nate

I put them on work computers because I work from home and it amuses me to have weird stickers on there. Someone will eventually see all of them when it's time to swap out my laptop

Julie (HiDeeHoGal)

I am jazzed for Monday because that is when my swag will show up. Got a matted frame all ready for Philippe to live in.

Achewood

just make sure there are breathing holes!

Zen Window

Connie. There's just something about his "was no less of a knucklehead in his younger years but is far enough away from them to have accumulated some wisdom" vibe that speaks to me. Here's a different way to measure my own similar path: for at least a decade, one of the first things I would do across multiple jobs is print out the 1-800-Butterball strip and display it over my phone. Now, my fancy ass is going to frame some goddamned original art in my office. Same motivation, different execution.

Dr_Salt_NEO

Appreciate it dude. Sure i could just lose weight but complaining on the internet sounds easier

Tom

Just got the shirt delivered! It still looks, feels, and fits great. Unfortunately, compared to the shirt I had 20 years ago, this one makes it appear that I now have a gut extending several inches over my waistband. Please correct this for future printings

John Robinson

Arrived last night! Thanks so much!

Achewood

Considering printing some Stoned Lightning Spanx