Assetbar archive: Ray's Proof You Don't Have To Read Ulysses (Patreon)

Even Ray gets into the short, subversive piece game once in a while. This usually happens when he himself is honked on 80-brown (so don't go throwing bottles in glass houses, Mr. Smuckles). The origin of this piece was probably Cornelius leaving a copy of Ulysses in the living room, at which point Ray took a crack at the first page, saw a glimmer of familiarity in the blackout-style writing, and called bullshit on this legendarily difficult book. "Dude really puts the 'ass' in classic, you ask me," it is possible to imagine him saying.  

Takeaway phrases Ray coins here: "straight-up shittlin'," "honked on 80-brown."