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This is a quick preview of a few cool new things we've added to this holiday season's lineup!  I'm putting the finishing touches on the store now, and expect to launch it Monday afternoon Pacific (as in, October 16). As a Patreon supporter, you'll get notified of the launch several hours ahead of my public announcements, so please use that opportunity to pick up anything you're excited about, as quantities of the new glassware, hats, and polos are especially finite.

One thing we're not selling but of which I am particularly proud are my mock-up vintage beer bottles (photo 2).

What kind of merchandise have you always hoped we'd make? Please share in the comments. 

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Isaac Guysaac

I'm surprised you don't sell any of the bumper stickers featured in the comic. I'd pay good money to tell people their car isn't a goddamned phone restaurant

Tom P

Other than grand physical compendia that may preserve the work against net-crashes and falls of civilization: persistently-available T-shirts and other garments.

Ben Wilinofsky

This is sort of a meta-merchandise thing but: I would love to rock some Achewood tees. I have very sensitive skin and most of the "basic" cotton itches like crazy after one or two washes. Are there any t-shirt printers that will allow the customer to upgrade the shirt they print on from the stock cotton to Pima cotton or something similar? I'm sure I'm not the only autist with this problem.

Matthew S Cilwa

I have been hoping you would start offering the book collections of Achewood again. I never got a chance to buy them all and only have three. I would love to have the entire collection in print.

Amit Katz

I would probably buy some magnets and/or metal pins

E Corcoran

those comedy condoms

Cy Heffley

honestly i will throw any amount of money at T shirts of in-universe brands. I have both The Smoke and the Kronos Cafe ones and they’re among my favorite shirts. i’m a real sucker for shirts that say “99.9% of people will look at this and just think it’s a cool-looking shirt about a thing that is in the world and exists, but if you are part of the 0.1% who recognize what it actually is, you’re in”

Berthold

Oh man. I was totally gonna go for one of those mock up vintage beer bottles.

Will Toothaker

Love more posters and T shirts, glassware would be cool too.

Anu Kirk

Small enamel pins (for jackets, lapels, etc.)

Nicholas Williams

I'd like a satin jacket a la "Drive" except instead of a scorpion on the back it's Phillipe dressed like Billy Idol and it says "You'd Better Believe That I Have Wicked Sack" in vato calligraphy.

Jay Williams

I am off to get money- please prepare to take it!

Funkulus

Ray's glasses. A simple device with a measurement wheel to determine whether a fresh barista or other ready person is capable of processing one's salt game. Or some band tees.

Bungus Bronbo

Kinda just glad that you wanted to do a thing

Bungus Bronbo

Although I'll admit I've got an alarm set for the "Being in trouble is a fake idea" shirt as that phrase has been a guiding light.

A. C.

I am disappointed to find out that there is not currently an open and operating Onstad's Smorgasbord in San Leandro

braap

SoftBoys: Picnic Panic shirts plz

Joshua M

His n Hers matching aprons, one says that, the other says YOU KNOW I GOT NO SENSE OF EGGS

Simon MacDonald

Need some high-quality stickers so I can decorate my laptop.

True Tales of the Illuminati

Oh a book or pdf of all of the blogs in order of when they were published would be cool, I enjoy re-reading my copy of the first month of blogs collected like that

Tom

Ahhh the Dude and Catastrophe! I was wearing that shirt once around one of my top 3 Uncles, he was very interested in it, then translated the Latin (Time stands still I think?) Anywho he died earlier this year :(

Omurice

I never got the t-shirt of Beef in the fishing boat. I still long for it, I know it’s probably impossible to capture the magic of Achewood in stuffed animals but I’d love to have some.

Liz

"So what if a tit is food, I ain't buggin'" and "Future Dead Person" baby onesies are probably out of the question, but maybe as adult t-shirts? I would buy both, personally.

Andrzej

guild of purpose-driven commodores shirt

Shaughn Kern

Old Windmill; Ancient Situation (/Shenanigan)

jacob moore

Do you know if it's my Dude and Catastrophe glass that I accidentally broke with a miniature basketball or the Amerikansche Schadenwasser one