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In this conclusion to the "Road Trip" story arc — which we began in the heat of summer and now end in chilling autumn — we learn a bit of the origin story of Ray and Pat's friendship. ("Why do they still keep him around, anyway," is often in the air.) There was a time when this bold young talent was a hot commodity in the social capital exchange of the schoolyard. But then it all went profoundly mediocre. 

Does it count if you're maturing but nobody's watching? Can sham drug retreats actually work? Is Pat actually becoming...better than his friends?!

I don't think I'll jump right into another big story arc for a while; the once-a-week format makes them last a long time, and there's so much else to do. Where are Emeril and Spongebath—are they at a tiki bar? Has Little Nephew fallen prey to yet another predatory generational fad? Is Cornelius going to say something pithy that captures he delicacy of an oft-unacknowledged rite-of-passage? 

Whatever comes, it will come here, where we are all together again, watching cats do too many drugs and try to bareback each other. Thank you for being here, for supporting Achewood. 

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Captain Chaos

This arc easily is up there with any of the older content; I loved it

Lonesome Cowpoke

In fairness to Ray, whatever he was imagining in that moment was probably pretty sick

Aaron Bibb

Pat is reclaiming his status as one of the dirtiest dudes in town. Love it.

Jon Woodward

"And they call Me the asshole" t-shirts

Bungus Bronbo

The real tragedy is that he might just want to be Pat

Jay Y

Big ups to Pat as that revelation was not exactly bush league shit.

Jay Y

The End, Inc. No Moral

pieps

damn, looks like everyone's rediscovering their magic flutes of late.

Zen Window

most relatable pat ever?

Zen Window

and in rays defense pat did give a flash card question a story problem answer

Rishi Kundi

It almost only counts as super-mega maturing if you're the only one watching.

Julie (HiDeeHoGal)

Ray's mom would be disappointed in his poor listening skills. Don't worry Pat, we all saw how it went down. You could end a man's whole career.

Mystic Eyebrow

This is both vintage and the newest of the new, a true hop thru time, I think I cried at the penultimate episode and this one had me gasping

b.zap

Worst part is, Ray totally forgot the picnic basket.

Oppido

Aw, I hope the Pat/Ray friendship is able to be rekindled a LITTLE, at least. Pat's not wrong about Ray, though.

C C

It seemed like the Reynolds family curse really did him in. That's when I started to notice he really alienated himself from his friends. That and all the attempted murder of course.

Cf Duddy

Ray definitely heard, he just wants Pat to keep his edge and not go all snot-bubbles on him

Johnny Deans

I like to imagine that the bad ass Hindu thing Ray was imagining involved a motorcycle jumping a mountain…

A. C.

Maturation is always with and against other people, but those people can be and are imaginary.

Clench and Cheese

Pat's lucky Ray didn't rip out the keys and kick his ass out into the desert after that "ass-squirt of unwelcome feelings" blather. Maybe Ray should whisper to Nice Pete that Pat is having unwholesome thoughts and is also making comments about his mother/sexuality.

Lisa Carrico

Oh how dare you make me have Kind Feelings for Pat

Oppido

Definitely there was some external combustion going on

Ben Wilinofsky

"All the attempted murder" IT WAS ONE TIME

Finbar Clougherty

I dunno about “attempted murder”, he did straight kill Roast Beef and go to jail for it

Don Rowe

All black shirt with white uppercase Impact font

C C

But wasn't he attempting to kill Vlad at the time?

Bryan Raynor

I figure Little Nephew fell for about half a dozen pump and dump crypto scams and then went all in on Bored Apes.

Nicholas Williams

This is not where I thought this would go, and it was not where I wanted it to go, but it was where it went, and that's a FACT.

David Kettler

Achewood: A Study in All the Different Ways to Be an Asshole

Mina Roller

Thank you for giving us Achewood ❤️

James Lloyd

“…on the constant defensive against every possible imaginary judge”… “I had become my own target”. Damn. Did not expect to identify so hard with Pat today. Clearly a very personal Fuck You Friday, and much to discuss in therapy this week.

Shawn Warren

‘I am glad that you are here with me,’ said Frodo. 'Here, where we are all together again, watching cats do too many drugs and try to bareback each other, Sam.’

Pixillated

I'm absolutely certain that Little Nephew is an AI artist

Walter Biggins

Wait— Does— Does Pat have a good point? What is the world coming to?

RocketMermaid

So, seven pump and dump crypto scams.

Song Club with John Krane

This ended up as one of my favorite Achewood arcs. I think that happened with the belly laugh at the Zenni Optical reveal, but really cemented itself with these last two Feelings Comics.

Jay Y

Ray pays attention. It's canonical.

tintar

right??!? I thought my autonomic CNS had gotten down pretty good how to be an asshole, but the first ~15 years of OG achewood done proved me wrong!

tintar

ha, right??!?

tintar

in the industry we call that PLOT!!!

tintar

lemme go check for ribeyes on the grill and mimosas in the fridge?

Chris Daniels

Weirdly, I felt like in the beginning Pat got a rougher rap from his friends than he seemed to deserve (up to a certain point) and I kind of like that that's come around a little bit here. Will see if it sticks next time he senses a barber approaching.

buster branton

Redemption for Pat is a fantastic move. Pat has never been my favorite character but I share so many of his weaknesses that seeing him turn a corner really made me feel good. Favorite Pat bit was in his blog where wondered if there was a government grant for suing people that he could apply for.

honker

And they call me the asshole! Class.