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Nikhil Brocchini

Six days of sad strips then six days of happy strips. Right? RIGHT?!

braap

I'm glad we don't really know why Philipe is still in Achewood

Josh Egbert

Home is not a place, 'ees a feeling

Tom Simmons

Phillipe is actually 17 years old, his mom just keeps telling him "he is five" :(

Oppido

I'm hoping all this bleakness is just seasonal for our crew, and that with April comes lots of slide whistles and men being punched on the erection.

Sean Wolf

“Lie Bot, what is the saddest thing?” “Not yet, but soon.”

Bungus Bronbo

Jesus fucking christ. On lighter news, I checked my database, and in the original days of Achewood, circa 2001, Achewood updated every weekday. That was its most frequent update schedule. Since these twelve days of Christmas strips have been uploaded over the weekend, I'm assuming they'll continue to be uploaded daily for the next nine days. This means we're currently in a period of the most frequent Achewood comic updates in its entire 22 year history. 12 strips in 12 days has never happened before. I hope this helps Philippe and you come to terms with the only game in town.

RBM

What the hell, man?

Anthony Thompson

_Right_ on the erection, no glancing strikes.

professor husband

overclocking my SOSAD lamp to deal with these updates

Paul

This is a lot for the little shaver. He's only 5.

True Tales of the Illuminati

I called my mom and talked with her for like an hour after reading this one. Because of reading this one.

80s Guy

Maybe Philippe's mom needs activities

b.zap

Pistachios!

Nate

It's 2023 and to think that our favorite Achewood friends are somehow totally insulated from the vicissitudes of fate is foolishness. This is real, and I'm here for it.

GruntyGinMan

Awesome thing to read as I get ready to drive my elderly mother across country tomorrow. Just super.

GruntyGinMan

Congratulations Jesus Christ Instead

GruntyGinMan

You are...our sentence of the week.

Oppido

Yeah, I want Onstad to write what he wants to write, not steer things in a direction he doesn't believe in. If this is where he's at, I'm on board. A line that's stayed with me for, I guess, 13 years now: "Life is cruel, but at least it is life, at least for a while."

kdusjjdhxksj

Went through this the last few years. Only game in town, I guess.

Datura

day 4: ray loses his feet from diabetes day 5: roast beef goes for a walk, emeril and spongebath's graves in the background as he walks by day 6: 2 empty panels; 3rd panel is just teodor's legs hanging day 7+: hiatus all in good fun though love you chris and hope you are doing well this holiday season

Oppido

Day 9 is a "Requiem for a Dream" cross-cut of Little Nephew getting electroshock therapy, Ramses having an arm amputated, Andy the robot on a prison work gang, and Todd and Blister doing the other thing.

blair

Huuuuuuuugs!

Oppido

Philippe's going to run for president again on a platform of MART (Moms Always Remembering Things).

Spyguitar

When you punch a guy on the erection, do you jab (requires more precision, causes more pain) or hook (causes amusing, doorstop-like "sproing")

Spyguitar

Todd's count of doing "the other thing" is well into the double-digits by now

Joshua M

Welcome to the only game in town.

KMan

THAT is the saddest thing, Philippe.

Joe Locastro

Into the envelope...he goes...

drrockso20

as someone who has one grandma with dementia/alzheimer's and another who had a bad stroke(and thus their connection to this thin fabric we call reality has become spottier than the shitty cellular reception my house has) this one hurts

A. C.

jesus

Ruxine

nooooooooooooooooooooooooo!