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Shepton

Be sure to always thank your mushrooms, folks.

EndgamerAzari

Beef's expression at the end suggests a sort of begrudging admiration of his friend(?)'s myopic madness and I appreciate that

b.zap

Pat's 'do is The Barber

b.zap

Pat's do is The Barber's Revenge

Ulreh Vogt

Thanks, mushrooms. Thushrooms

Josh Egbert

You ain't rad for suckin'; you're lame for bein'

Bungus Bronbo

I think it was in the movie Waitress where someone said "you could live to be a hundred if you don't do all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred"

Bob the Fish Productions

The Pat lifestyle is one in which you compete with every other living being for the title of longest conscious existence, at the cost that all your life-extending innovations and techniques makes that existence an order of magnitude more miserable and less worth living for every nanosecond it adds on. If you've given up on ever feeling any other way, I suppose it passes the time.

Tom Morris

I can't disagree with him.

Jay Y

myopic and mycological

blair

Fuck along, now.

Doc G

It's so crucial that Pat is looking directly at us in the last frame

Daniel Burt

'Nutritionists hate this one simple trick...'

Walter Cooke

Even mushrooms can’t make you interesting.

GruntyGinMan

"My Papa lived to a hundred. Know how?" "How?" "By minding his own fucking business."

Oppido

The idea of mushrooms in water is unremarkable by itself, but describing it as a "sundae" makes it both offensive and revolting.

Oppido

Also, find me another cat Beef's age who could pull off that drip. There isn't one in the land.

Nate

Show me the lie

cody

Kinda feel the mushroom bit stole some thunder from “go to bed hungry while it’s still light out.” I know plenty of tshirts that would be happy to sport that on their frontsides.

Alex Kay

Aw man I forgot to thank my mushrooms, this sundae is ruined

A. C.

wonderfully classic

Clench and Cheese

I have every one of those zines and still think they are among the best stuff I have ever read. E. E. Haskell is one hell of a dogg