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Matt Mitchell

still a bummer Cornelius and Polly didn't last [I'm assuming?]

Walter Cooke

I think I've tried that 'precursor to mayhem,' but the bottle was labelled "Ayahuasca".

Tom Morris

Is that beloved British children's character Old Bear?

Ben Sunshine-Hill

Achewood 2023: 80% less foodie stuff, 1000% more Winnie The Pooh torture stuff

GruntyGinMan

Winnie the Pooh truly lives on in every madman's dream.

Mina Roller

On the 9th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me....

Zen Window

i love this so much it makes my face hurt a little

Oppido

This is what Magnus Intactus recognized Connie to be capable of.

braap

Connie swaps his blue pants for red

Ben Wilinofsky

The raspy benzenes can make even the most civilized of us go feral which is exactly what I am looking for in a whiskey product

Ben Sunshine-Hill

Incidentally, I don’t WANT to discuss it, but I feel we SHOULD discuss it, that Cornelius is also a stuffed bear, but is apparently a stuffed bear with a skeleton?

A. Hamster

My thoughts went in this direction as well. Also, was this homicide? Science? Or a little of both?

Oppido

Maybe Cornelius isn't sure whether he has bones, and has wondered all his life, and finally saw an opportunity to find out. Maybe what we're seeing in that last panel is him having all kinds of crashing revelations.

Ben Sunshine-Hill

Jesus dude and here I thought this was supposed to be one of the fun ones

Omurice

Cornelius best keep his inner dog of war leashed if he encounters Paddington lest the bear from Peru give him a Hard Stare. Paddington don’t play…

Nate

On the contrary, only a man with a stable romantic partner can tap into this level of raw virility, energized whiskey or no

Matt Mitchell

I like the reasoning! I hope it is true. Or maybe it is a newer partner…

b.zap

Mr Bear has a special Star Wars tattoo that scrolls his triumphs upwards when looming over a fallen foe.

b.zap

DUDE THIS IS UR CATASTROPHE

Jasen Johns

Y'all are witnessing the astrally projected soul of Cornelius rending his own corpus to discover that it does, in fact, lack bones.

Jay Y

Cry Havoc

Christopher Craft

Soon to replace the current well whiskey at The Dude and Catastrophe

Brandon Rahhal

This man definitely is't afraid of the f&*#in' POLICE right now.