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Happy New Year! This is the second of two eight-page color stories I did for MySpace Dark Horse Presents way back in...the files say January 2009. Fourteen years ago. I wanted to put something juicy and colorful in your inbox to hopefully brighten the first day of this gift, this next year on this marvelous and enigmatic orb.

I recently heard astronaut Jim Lovell quoted as saying, "We don't go to heaven when we die; we go to heaven when we're born." It's the most beautiful thing I've heard in a while, a concise summation of a previously unverbalized feeling that's been struggling to take shape in response to all the chaos that the miserable media landscape relentlessly engineers into my mind. I will cede some philosophical authority to a man who got to reevaluate the big picture — conveniently located outside his office window — while wrestling the wounded Apollo 13 capsule back to an Earth he could no longer take for granted. I am grateful for his words. 

Back to the actual comic. Before we moved from Silicon Valley to Portland we had a huge garage sale where I actually met all of these people; very little of this strip is fictionalized. The Gilbert character is nearly verbatim; I was so fascinated by his idiolect and way of alternately straining and flowing through stories, like a locomotive over rolling hillsides, that I played his language over in my head for days before writing it down.

There's also a strip also based on this same event.

Love from this side of the screen,

C

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Comments

Jared Rutledge

Ray sniffing the loofah elicited quite the chuckle

Julie (HiDeeHoGal)

I like the vague smushed faces. People do look like that everywhere.

Mina Roller

Got to hurry up and microwave that cash

Clench and Cheese

Ray sniffing the loofa is gold. Chris, your gift for language is unreal. The whole thing is properly brilliant. Bravo.

Shawn Ritchie

i hate always fuckin' hated the rando achewood "paste mouth at 22 degrees off true" extras and this is SUCH a good example of the form.

Nicholas Williams

Beef ends up being right but “it’s free, and instant” is a decent rejoinder.

Tom Morris

In the UK we call them car boot sales and they're a hell of a lot of fun.

Stavro

I don't know why this one was so burned in my brain, but it felt like seeing an old friend. I must have had these JPEGs stashed somewhere handy back in the day

Oppido

I see Ray moved on from crowns to party hats at some point.

Oppido

Pirate hat during the wine-and-Smokey-Robinson preliminaries

Jeff

Very little makes me laugh aloud these days, but “underwear you can hide a pumpkin in” caught me off guard and tickled my brain, resulting in a snorting laugh