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Next week we begin a run of Old School Classic standalone strips, set to run indefinitely. The story arcs are very pleasing to mull over and plot, but under the mop of my well-being I sense a hunger for the wham-bam of the spirited and irreverent basal ganglia of this excitable troupe. 

I'm also doing another Author's AMA, open to all tiers, in the next few days. 

Now, to address once again the subject of the mop of my well-being. Expert readers will observe that in the above strip, I have clearly decided to lock the Onstad character in to his early-2000's hair amount. I thought this would be a nice thing to do for myself. To reflect reality would be to copy and paste Pat's hair onto my illustrated pate; the world does not need the one sad instance of my hair, let alone an additional rendering.  

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Josh Egbert

Really smart move by T to pay some advance

non (tyler)

I dunno man, I’ve had some loser ass risotto, I think Elon needs to broaden his horizons.

David Kettler

Have you looked into Rogaine and plugs and such as that

DOOMFINGER

Ah! Another cameo from “Onstad”, my favorite minor character!

Nicholas Williams

Why the fuck would you pay six goddamn months of rent in advance Teodor you fucking poltroon.

Achewood

The side effects are always like "ruined boners and uglyface" which directly cancel any benefits of a handsome mop

Achewood

every 21 years I allow this vanity

Jacquelyn R Walters

At least he's got his housing sorted for a bit. Better than blowing it on more designer threads he'll just ruin again.

Charles Richter

I think about a previous sighting on most occasions of picking up a cat.

Brian Sutton

That's a good look for you Chris!

Zen Window

glad t is back to lovable loser status

Zen Window

he was on a trajectory to suck start a laser tag pistol with dead batteries

Oppido

Teodor Orezscu: The Only Dude Who Can Screw Up Being a Professional Loser

Bungus Bronbo

I guess the real losers are those without any passion. I'm happy for Teodore.

Colin Sueyres

Baby, even the losers/ Get lucky sometimes/ Even the losers/ Keep a little bit of pride/ Then they cut a check for 6-months of rent because they're still losers

Allie

As much as I enjoy the relentless bullying of the strip's main characters, as the world's number 1 Ultra Peanut fan (it says such on my résumé), I will continue my campaign for new Ultra Peanut comics until my lobby's demands have been met!

Jay Y

Been to some places that use CREAM smdh

GruntyGinMan

The real answer is T knows if he sits on it he won't have it in a month, much less 6

Anthony Thompson

Baby, even the losers Cook risotto sometimes

Omnithea

Hah. Easy path closed. Get back to improving yourself.

Christopher Malone

T has six months to figure it out. He'll be fine, right?

KTB

As a landlord I have come to accept that there are two reasons for this, both fairly good (from the renter’s end): 1) You have the cash now, and you have enough self-insight to realize that if you do not pay me now, you will blow it and not pay me later 2) You have money and you really want me to disregard your credit and eviction history, which shines with the blinding, boiling unlight of Hell On the other hand, both of these reasons indicate bad things in the works for me. Person A is often flat broke by the end of the prepaid period, person B is often the sort of person who gets evicted for other reasons besides missing rent that are even worse. I have said in the past that if you sign a year lease and pay rent monthly you get a discount, if you want me to take cash up front it’s the opposite

Alex Ruppel

Why do you look all whacky??

souvlaki Alabama

The self-portrait panels are sort of Peter Max. I could be wrong, but if so, that’s a cool homage

2scrogz

Onstad been dabbling with the micro-doses that Ray would have snuck out of Pat's cult-retreat when he finally realized that 1. there would be no witchy ladies throwing themselves at lil' ol' Ray and 2. a true business genius would not let themselves take nothing away from the retreat. ("Every transaction is a negotiation.")

2scrogz

Sidenote, this kinda reminds me of when Kurt Vonnegut wrote himself into "Breakfast of Champions," as a minor, but omnipotent character.

Jeff

Molly wants to work for Air Bnb. Fuck that shit.

Julie (HiDeeHoGal)

The right half of the 4th panel of the 2nd line, Teodor looking back hesitantly, is a sticker waiting to be made.

Thickolas

"I- Sir, isn't cooking risotto the sort of thing that a loser might do to... to pretend he had some level of sophistication in his meaningless life?!" "Begging for their job is for people with perspective. My ideal loser has so little perspective that he thinks cold french fries ARE sophistication. You'll receive your last check upon confirmation you have deleted all my office contacts and returned this monitoring device."