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0054 - Lyle's New Vase (Patreon)

Published:
2024-03-01 18:00:12
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2026-06
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The "Truth Vase" is defined as any item in a house over which two inhabitants disagree, but whose content or form cannot be explicitly denied as actual. What's your Truth Vase? 

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Jay Williams

LOL. Daylight. That’s awesome. Lyle is just the best kind of asshole.

Josh Egbert

"Daylight" Perfect. No notes.

Matt Mitchell

Haha. I like how “actual”-ness is a Lyle-adjacent concept (“I...I was sober, sir. I don't know now any of that information can be considered actual”

Yelahneb Unicornucopiax

A collection of 37 dusty plastic 6-pack holders hanging from our kitchen wall because my wife loves turtles and I don't(?) or something

Yelahneb Unicornucopiax

Lest you think this is some sort of passive-agrresive, misogynistic slight regarding the intelligence of women, I assure you that my partner is very much in charge and I drink her bathwater

Phineas X. Jones

As a guy who is meeting with his accountant today Teodor's last panel is speaking to me most

b.zap

Ace of Vase!

Achewood

Can’t believe I missed that opportunity

Justin Schardin

The funniest part of this is just Lyle having an Etruscan vase of any kind.

Alex Moscovitch

Oh lord, i have never wanted to share a comic with literally everyone i know like this one. I won't, but man.

Linus Lee

The Etruscans don't get enough credit for their pottery OR their taxation policies.

Achewood

Hey, the guy dabbles in this world.

Achewood

Hey, give it a shot if you think it will get new people into enjoying the work.

Finbar Clougherty

Lyle & T are possibly the worlds best parents to a young impressionable otter

Alex Moscovitch

I sent to a few friends who wont put it on the internet. I laughed so hard when I read this that co workers came and closed my office door. Lyle, never ever change.

Zen Window

an entire cabinet devoted to coffee cups in a house of two people only one of whom drinks coffee tragedy of the commons writ small i tell you what

Joe Locastro

I love that Lyle can admit when he's been gotten. That poignant pause.

zoë

where did lyle get an erotic etruscan vase? i like that this is the sort of art object he would seek out

Eli Parker

I like how characters not feeling anything at all toward gay sex has become a recurring motif.

Nate

I had no idea where this one was going to land and it was a perfect touchdown

Omurice

We have a hand painted wooden Christmas ornament that is either a bear singing from a hymnal or a bear with a large black nose. It’s divided us. Next Christmas I’ll replace it with something similar to this and see if it heals the rift in our family.

Gordon Shumway

The recycling bin and what goes into it

Hunter Tammaro

I have a vintage Bakelite duck sculpture that doubles as a clothes brush. It manages to live in the uncanny valleys of aesthetics, function and antiquity all at once. My wife hates it.

GruntyGinMan

He promised to think about castles next time he had a chance.

C C

The Etruscans loved pornography, of course back then it was called "ancient erotic symbolism" I think. Plus, when did two dudes buttfuckin stop being erotic?

C C

It would have been the perfect alt text

Vincent Verweij

He was too busy buttfucking to care about his 1040

Julie (HiDeeHoGal)

Lyle's world is more real than Teodor could even dream of. Too real, one might say.

Clench and Cheese

Fuckin' PUNCHLINE. Way to go. This is comicin' at the highest level.

Nicholas Williams

I really like that you can see their gigantic dongs.

Achewood

You know Patreon can now use this quote in any context it pleases right TONIGHT: LIVE COVERAGE OF THE 2024 PRESIDENTIAL DEBATE

Rex Mantooth

I cant help but wonder if Lyle got the Truth Vase from the same location/website as the dildo used to "dildo it for $1" for the Perky Pervert. We know he found the bra he enjoyed licking on the ground, but I don't think folks are apt to leaving Etruscan pottery lying about.

NotAnon

The beat panel really sells the execution of the punchline I think

Tom Morris

Masterclass this one. First panel is a standalone joke, minimal art required while still looking great (good for delivering on time), a gag in the middle you'll blink if you miss and then a punchline.

Jon

Glorious Patreon Pixels! We could only dream of this level of detail in the old days.

Alexander Rediger

This is why I subscribe. The first panel. Jesus. What a delivery.

Kate S.

Our Truth Vase is a metal sculpture that my husband brought back from Africa. I constantly place it on the mantelpiece, and he constantly moves it to an obscure location at the back of a shelf because in an earthquake it might crash to the floor and kill a child.

Matthew Miller

That last panel got me right in the ol perfect-comedic-timing.