Philippe's Complete Twitter Archive (Patreon)

Sure, you could have just gone to Twitter and read all this, but I doubt many people are going there to look for Philippe Twitter content anymore (his last post was eleven years ago), so I, in the spirit of both fun sharing and completeness, present his total output here. As you might imagine, it's fairly light reading. I'd almost just call it glancing. 

No one is really sure why he stopped tweeting, but many suspect it comes down to either (a) the general unpalatability of discourse on Twitter, or (b) a lost password and a non-functional password recovery system. (Seriously, if anybody at X is reading this, I'm trying to recover Philippe, Cornelius, Lyle, and Téodor's account access, to no avail.)