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Gossip Girl Reboot S01E05 - Hope Sinks FULL REACTION (Patreon)

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2021-08-05 14:02:45
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Zach Hershman

This episode felt like they had all their plot bullet points written down that they wanted to hit but never got around to writing the story around it. Hell, this show has had this problem in all of the episodes. It makes it so we can't feel any emotion because we don't see anything develop. We are just told that it already happened.

Tony

1. I'm not sure it's in my power to have foodtrucks show up for your birthday Froots.. I'd do it if I could.. Raincheck? 2. Well... I'm a dumbass.. You're totally right.. Kristen Bell voices Gossip Girl.. Why couldn't they just have her star as this blonde teacher??? 3. Oh great yeah... You're comparing Princess Nokia with Princess Kida... That's like comparing Nokia to Samsung.. You should be arrested for making that comparison! 4. Vampire Teacher just had a loud orgasm right next to a open door and nobody fucking cared to check what the noise was??? Get the fuck outta here! There'd be a shitton of nosey teens at that door within seconds and some weird teachers trynna catch some more material for their lame attempt at being the next Gossip Girl ....Also... Sebastian... That's not blood you just swallowed... I'm starting to doubt if this is even him anymore.. Maybe it's a doppelganger 5. Yeah I guess Julien's "effortless" phase was just that.. A phase... Or it was written in to thicken the story for the previous episode ...Also... Side note... Is Julien wearing a fireman's jacket??? The fuck is up with her fashion statements??? 6. Oh woooow.. They brought up Discord on the show.. I feel so hip and included now 7. Not only does this dude not know a Jackdamn thing about computer science... He's also clearly not into comics and stuff.... Batman... An anti-hero...... THE FUCK?!!?! .........I just SLAMMED THE SHIT OUTTA MY SPACEBAR TO PAUSE!!!! .....BRUCE.. WHOEVER!?!?!?!?! ...These guys are most decidedly NOT allowed on our cool kids Discord server! 8. Audrey and Alura are in debt.. And the first suggestion Audrey makes is to sell the other house.... The other house!?!?? BISH!!! Why even have another house!?!? Y'all shoulda been sold that house a long time ago.. Then you wouldn't be in debt now!!! 9. Aki seems like a crappy boyfriend.. Dude.. You're potentially losing your girl and you're taking her mum's side in the argument??? Dumbass.. When in doubt.. Your girl is always right.. And even if she isn't.. You should support her no matter what ....But.. Since Aki is again risking to lose Audrey... I will remind.. I am available ...googles actress... 18 or 19... Ok that's bordering really close to underage.. Maybe that's a bit too much of an age gap.. If she were mid 20ies it'd be ok.. Right? 10. Yeah the overalls without a shirt underneath isn't a good look... Also kinda risky.. Cause.. Some things might get revealed that a girl might rather keep hidden 11. Yeah I'm beginning to think it's not just the teachers who don't know shit about computers and stuff... It's also the writers... No way Laptop Teacher could overhear that conversation between Discount Kristen and Zoya's dad 12. Wow.. Obi-wan has some real trust issues.. That's kinda lame.. If you're in a relationship.. Trust is key.. If there's no trust then you need to sort out your issues with the person you're with not with her friends mah dude! 13. Vampire Teacher is bluffing.. If he threw Aki under the bus.. There'd be an investigation and he'd basically be throwing himself under the bus too.. Aki had the upper hand in this situation 14. Yeah get the fuck outta here with this bullshit... Zoya... You met the guy on a bus earlier today and you're talking him up like he's all that and a bag of chips... You don't know this dude! He could be a serial killer for all you know! ....YEAH! This feels SUPERRUSHED! 15. Wait what?! "R.I.P. Bitch" ..Did I miss something?? Did they just state that either Blair or Selena is dead? 16. Laptop Teacher gets friendzoned'd.. That's what you get for calling Batman an antihero you dumbass!! ..I mean.. Discount Kristen didn't even know Bruce's last name.. So maybe they would've made the perfect match.. I dunno.. What do I care? These teachers are lame 17. Yeah I don't remember that character... Nelly Yuki??? Apparently the same actress too.. Ah ok first showed up in 1x15... Makes sense.. I've only seen the first 7 18. Yeah the way Vampire Teacher switched from wanting nothing to do with Sebastian to being all into him.. Is kinda fucked up.. It's like he made Sebastian want him even more and then jumped on him.. Very manipulative.. UGH... Y'know.. Aside from the fact that Sebastian apparently ISN'T a really old vampire and just a kid of course

Adrian G

Discord how is that in anyway similar to Gossip Girl..wtf Comparing themselves to Batman wow they are deluded. Bruce whoever...wow..really..just really!! Yeah seems like they added a few weeks gap between the last episode and this one. Hate when they do that. The sisters have apparently been spending a lot of time together but don't really show us any of that. Likely due to the small number of episodes. Her overalls look like they are leather. What is she a blacksmith! Yet again they skip over some of the development. Seems desperately like trying to cram too much time in to too few episodes so just skipping over a lot of character and story development and just giving us the "conclusion".