When I Encounter a Multi-Part Caption... (Patreon)

This one includes a caption that I'm pretty sure is part of one of the longer-running multi-part captions I have written (something like a dozen or so parts, I don't remember), and I'm pretty sure it didn't even have a consistent name (ie, Part 1, Part 2, etc.), so one day I want to try to piece those parts together, but that day is not today, sadly.