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who lost in the olympics bc of his BIG SCHLONG

  • ushiwaka 1075
  • daichi 168
  • aran 173
  • iwachan 137
  • kuroo 67
  • bokuto 435
  • samu 171
  • tobio 26
  • 2024-08-08
  • 2252 votes
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eli

if u have time u should draw for each of the options in the poll bc i feel all of them would suffer from it 💀💀

Luner dog

Ushi for sure😭 have you seen that man

Syd

Iwa for the sole reason I wanna see gymnast oikawas reaction

Yuchi

The answer is either ushiwaka or osamu and we all know it can only be those two😂

Vhoe0824

No cause these all would be so funny 😭😭😭

Kumori 🌥️

Dang it I wanted it to be Suna or Omi 🤣

shortyycakee

Omg everyone in the poll 🫠I can't decide!

Lisa Packard

...all of them...vote most for daichi, kuroo, iwachan and bokuto tho..

VampyrSutton

Bokuto it was his ass 🍑🍑🍑

Jessica

i need to see daichi art of this 🤣

Haras

My wishful thinking was hoping it was iwa......am I weak and no better than a man.....yes...... But it's Iwaizumi Hajime age (27) Olympic Volleyball Trainer.......

sotito

guys it's literally aran what are we doing 😔

Esther

losing bc of a big pp is the most bokuto thing to ever happen

Tana N

Ushijima all the way. Bokuto maybe lost cause the titties were too big tho-

bkakluvrpkl

samu is the right answer

Britt

Write in vote: Aone

Hannah

They’re all great but I think Ushiwaka would be the funniest

ValMan

All im thinking about is if its bokuto, hes doing his signature sulking hugging akaashi’s leg while akaashi is barely able to hold in laughing while petting his hair

FlameGreyWolf

I really really wanna see what Ushiwaka's reaction is going to be like LMAO

Lauren

I love how this isn’t even a contest 😂 we are all of the same mind.

Pawtiful

WHEEZING AND THANKING EVERYONE WHO VOTED USHIWAKA KEKEKEKEKE

Celst

I feel like Ushiwaka would have awareness of his big dick and do something about it before his game. Bokuto on the other hand…

monica

Samu you will always be the winner in my heart but for the sake of the funsies, I gotta say ushiwaka

Nana

Definitely Bokuto! I imagine Iwaizumi and Ushijima with big dicks too but I think they won't let that become a problem during such an important event. And at the same time, maybe... xD I want more of Iwa-chan so I voted for him anyway :p

Michelle

And next thing you know ushijima gets a Calvin Klein sponsorship and the world is left in shamples

Norma Beeh

Low key I wanted to vote for Bokuto, I can totally see that picture in my mind, but I think Ushiwaka reaction will be priceless 😆

StrxwbxrryRose

Aran definitely has the gear for such a task but I feel he would tuck enough to be safe. I think Ushiwaka would just forget entirely 🤣

Konichita

Listen, I also believe that Ushijima has a big dick, but I am also of the idea that Ushijima wouldn't let something like his dick get in between his win. I know my boy tucks in correctly. I'm more of team Aran or Bokuto. Like bby Aran gets the bad luck of getting into funny gags. And Bokuto would just not care. He would be like: why is it wrong to let my son be free???

Rute_Aranwen

I think Ushijima would be too careful to just forget to tuck in 😅 Bokuto on the other hand I can definitely see just having a mishap 😂

eevd

What about who would the muffin guy be or the knitting guy

Audrey S

me, before clicking on my vote: "there's only one correct answer..." *clicks on Ushijima, sees he's leading the votes* me: "AND THIS FANDOM KNOWS IT." 😆😆😆

Hakey

I can just imagine the audience doing the Shiratorizawa cheer and then just utter silence before cheering louder 😂

Alks

God, my heart says Ushiwaka, but he's the intense type that I can't help but think that man would be tucking everything like a drag queen in order to ensure his top performance

2danimehoe

Bffr now we all know they all have competition in this matter

Mochi

cant sww ushi screwing up like that, but bakuto?

s.

i love how atsumu isn't here because ik everyone is gonna say its him 😭😭😭

kazualex

YALL CMON ARAN LITERALLY HAS A BBC LIKE EASIEST PICK EVER

Spineless Siren

I know it would be Bokuto who would be more likely to mess up. But I can not stop imagining it being Ushiwaka and Tendo never letting him live down this dicksident (dick incident)

jejejeca

Tough to pick between Ushiwaka and Bokuto, but I think Akaashi would always remind Bokuto to tuck Bokuto Jr in 🤣