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tsumu, what’s wrong? (4 - patreon only) (Patreon)

Published:
2026-07-23 13:15:49
Edited:
2026-08-14 19:15:14
Imported:
2026-11
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when u live in a village.,… expect it to be CHAOTIC!

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Kel

YESS IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS 💙

Angelaa

I'M FIRST AGAIN

K1luC4rp

I was just thinking abt this how did you know, Ally? (RAAAAAAH)

past 🍰

OOOO IS THIS LEADING TO EVERYONE ELSE FINDING OUT 😛😛😛😛

Pawtiful

OH MY GOD MIYA OSAMU YOU FREAKING DORK

EdityXEO

I got my dollar store camera ✨oN✨

Suna_simp

Worth stopping my homework :p “am I pregnant” I’m crine Toya how would he know if u don’t 😭😭

KJ

Toya spilling the tea to omi???? What the hell is happening in Miya onigiri 😱😱

K1luC4rp

Second comment to say Omi is SO fine HELLO!!!! Atsumu you’re so real

linaint

NOT THE CHEATING CONCERN SKFJDFDKDN 😭

Paola Salazar

So chaotic! I can’t wait for their reaction

mitigates

I just wanna say......the panel of just osamus ass. 🤌

❤️ Ri ❤️

Samu already knowing he’s gonna adore them no matter what gender they are 😭😭😭

Secreader

samu thrusting his fist out with the shopping bag on the last page 🥹 i always get a little tingle of glee when i see the double wedding rings on any of the throuple 🤗 again, such a precious and well done update ~ thank you, Ally 🫶

Kit

I think it would be hilarious that Toya and Rin don’t recognize Tsumu immediately. But Toya knows that Sakusa is nearby and tells him to go check on what he believes better NOT be happening in his alpha’s restaurant. 🤣 🤣 🤣

CherryVampire96

On my way to work once again. I love that they have the bank app connected so they know what the other bought. Why Sakusa looks so ffff delicious (respectfully) jajaja

Bee

ngl, I would be kinda mad at Toya and Rin if I was Atsumu like…. I can’t have one secret with my brother before you go and blab to your cousin?!? Like damn, why would you do that?!

Ash

Not Toya and Rin finding out he’s buying pregnancy tests via text bc osamu puts in Toya’s rewards number 😭 Also not Toya and Rin questioning if he’s pergenat (this is a ref and not a misspelling lol) and not even thinking of osamu’s omega twin 😭

❤️ Ri ❤️

TSUMU BREATHE ITS ALL GOING TO BE BETTER THAN OK

shua

I love samu thinking about a pregnant Toya

Stephanie

🤣🤣 Toya asking if he's pregnant.

Paigee

AAAAHHHHH!!!! PANIKKK!!! No because alerts are the best and worse thing ever!!!

ukitaketea

The scream I just SCRUMPT!

jellobello

MAAAAM THE CARD TRANSACTION NOTIFICATION DETAIL😭😭🤍🤍 NOTHINGS A SECRET IN THIS HOUSEHOLD

clairdelune4

THE LAST SLIDE PLSSSSSS I WANT TO EAT THEM ALL

System Reacts

NOOOOOO, YOU CAN'T LEAVE IT THERE?!?!!!!! 😭

monica

SAMU YOU HAD ONE JOB DJSKDNKS 😂😂 The Village has been notified…

Ann

Osamu is such a good brother and boyfriend. I'm sobbing. 😭

Kkumri

THANKYOU FOR WAITINGGG 💗💗

Kkumri

HES JUST A BABBY GIRL!!!!!! 🧒🎀

Kkumri

i’m the wormy in ur belly! 🐛

Kkumri

TSUMU ALL WRAPPED UP LIKE A DEPRESSED ONIGIRI

Kkumri

R U TOYA???? ARE U????????

Kkumri

ANSKSJSJS SO SPECIFIC

Kkumri

THEY HAVE THEIR CARDS AND ACCOUNTS CONNECTED 😭😭

Flower

NO, STOP WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY TO ME ALDJSKDJSKS I absolutely LOVE Osamu adoring his babies that aren't even happening yet 🖐️

Kkumri

I MEAN SAMU KNEW BEFORE ATSU EVEN CONFIRMED IT

Kkumri

SOOOO MESSY AS ALWAYS

Kkumri

ISTG WHAT DOESNT HAPPEN THERE

Kkumri

TOYA’S ANXIETY IS INFECTIOUS EVEN COOL GUY RINRIN LOST HIS COOL ABIT 🫪🫪

Kkumri

it’d be so messy and funny istg

Kkumri

IMPORTANT PANEL! 🚨🚨

Kkumri

yeshhhh i love drawing their cute colour coded wedding bands tgt too 😭😭😭😭💗💗💗 i’m so happy u enjoyed this update!!!

Kkumri

hehehe just 3 husbands with no sense of personal space :P sakusa always prim and proper but the moment he sweaty and panting we all sweaty and panting

Kkumri

YEAH LOLOLOL OMEGAS NEED A LOT MORE PHARMACEUTICALS NEEDS SO ITS TOYAS ACCOUNT SO SAMU JUST WANTS TO HELP TOYA GET POINTS 😭😭😭😭 SO INNOCENT 🤏 toya trusting samu so much that he’s like omg does he know smth i dont

suki

AHHHHH PLEASE PLEASE UPDATE THIS FAST AGAIN I NEEEEEEEEEEDDD *insert begging emoji or smt* PLEASE

Kkumri

CHUMU STOP FESTERING IRS GOING TO BE GWENCHANA

Kkumri

the reader staring back at toya with a straight face 😭😭😭

Kkumri

OSASUNAKOMO SHARE EVERYTHING W EACH OTHER 😭😭😭

Kkumri

ILL UPDAYE AGAIN SOON!! 💗💗💗

Kkumri

SAMU WAS JUST HAPPY TO HELP TOYA GET POINTS 😭😭😭😭

Evelyn Henriquez

Okay I love tea seeking Rin. 😍😍😍 lol. Also Touya “am I pregnant?” 😂😂

Lotus

LOLOL TOYA AND RIN MY BABIES KEKEKE

System Reacts

Yay!!! But don't stress yourself too much! Make sure to rest 🥰

lu🌕

That's it, I'm gonna put tsumu in my pocket.

Andy

I LOVE THIS, IVE BEEN WAITING SO MUCH

❤️ Ri ❤️

Samu: being the best brother to Tsumu Also Samu: accidentally unleashes CHAOS

Ash

I love the chaotic-ness and foolishness between everyone, especially in matters that require more than 2 brain cells that isn’t for sports or food 😭

shua

He really is i love that for him

ai_chan

We are all obsessed with drama and angst aren't we HAHA

jen

OSSNKM YOU WILL ALWAYS BE FUNNY AS FUCK (especially for thinking that osamu would even THINK about cheating)

Sabby

be honest, you just showed the phone in his back pocket because you wanted an excuse to draw his butt (Amazing I cannot WAIT for what comes next!)

Georgia21

OMI DOESN’T KNOW??? OMGGGGGG is Toya gonna spill!?!

Sabby

oh I forgot, nothing but love for pergonate Toya lmao I love that he asked if he's pergante like Samu would know before him

Leo S.

miya osamu freaking out but at the same time thinking the possibilities of his family expanding and then back to freaking out and worry over his dearest brother tsumu ugh i cant wait for more

Yuchi

Toya asking suna if he's pregnant is so dear to me🥹 poor boy was so confused he had to double check😂

Mari Fazekas

“How do you get…pregnart?” Still a hilarious video LOL. But LETS GO I BEEN WAITING FOR THIS!!

monica

BDKSBDKS DUTIFUL HUSBAND!!! 🫡

Bryn

I CANT WAIT TO OMI OMI TO REACT!!!!!!!!!!

alicesaysbye

SAMU NO AND U CALL TSUMU STUPID NOOOOOOOOOO let toya try either way. Also a preggo test should not be 11 in this economy go samu get those points

Nana

Such a mess, I love it! 😂 I can’t wait to know what will happen next!!!

Cece

ALLY NOO-DONT LEAVE US LIKE THISSS!!

Angel Suu

THESE NOSEY ASS UNOFFICIAL MIYAS 🤣🤣🤣

Hatsue

Next chapters's gonna be more chaotiiiiic, the way Omi will learn about being a father soon damn

Kat

MY SHOW IS ON !! so excited to see the drama that’s gonna ensue from this!! and to see how omi freaks out about it as well (and the angst i can feel bubbling in the waters too….)

Richard 🎱

They’re little worms in my head, god I love them so muchhhhhh!!!!! It seems like this family just gives each other yearly heart attacks they’re so dramaticccc

camola

i’d be honestly so upset if i was samu, they tough he was cheating when they just got married i bet he was blaming himself somehow for making their mates thinking like this

sam!

SAMU JUST LIVING HIS BEST LIFE HELPING HIS POOR BROTHER AND IN THE MEANTIME LITERALLY GIVING ALL THE OTHER MIYAS A GODDAMN HEART ATTACK LMAOOOOOOOO IM WHEEZING

Hakey

Secrets?? In this healthy poly relationship?? Literally impossible 😂

Smes

The booty angle just to show he’s on DND ohhh you’re spoiling ussssss

rayne

we LOVE THIS VILLAGE

etaaa

toya and rin r freak out that's why the called omi

peach

Osamu thinking about his little family with toya and rin 🥺🥺🥺 if sakusa finds out because of toya, imagine the shock. i wonder if he would be the type to handle it well because of atsumu (and not to get beat up by osamu) and then freak out orrrrr he doesn’t handle it well at all. curious to see where it goes!

Paige

Gaaaaaawd Osamu’s so freaking hot. (Am I rolling my eyes at my Demi ass being attracted to the fact he is hot, capable, AND responsible? Yes, yes I am.)

Anna C

he just HAD to get those points 😂😭

Kkumri

sabby stop perceiving me ✋🏻✋🏻✋🏻

Kkumri

AHDJSKA TOYA YA DANG VIRGIN

Kkumri

AM I? PREGONTE? as if people are supposed to tell him 😭😭

Kkumri

LMFAOOO HES THE EYE OF THE STORM EVERYONE ELSE SPIRALLING AROUND HIM

Kkumri

WINNING HEART IS THE WAY TO WINNING A DEMI 🫪💗

Kkumri

he is!!!! 🥹🥹🥹

Kkumri

he doesn’t care what they are he just wanna smooch bebes!!!!!!!!!

Kkumri

ILL DO MY BEST 🙏🙏

Kkumri

like TOYA whyre h looking USSS 😭✋🏻✋🏻

Kkumri

dumb and dumber 😭😭

Kkumri

eat him like a snacky!

Kkumri

i mean toya is insecure af his mind is always running 😆😆

Kkumri

he’s living the full spectrum of joy and fear 😆😆😆

Kkumri

GET DEM POINTS FOR CASHBACK TOYA

Kkumri

IKRRR RAAAA ALR EXCITED TO WRITE

Kkumri

U KNOWWWW IT 🫪🫪💦💦💦

jen

my brother is just another me

Kkumri

dude ikr i keep worrying that i’ve run out of things to write about for them and here we are still going crack 💃💃💃

Kkumri

understandable!! samu is very secure and toya is the opposite, he’s the last to come into the throuple afterall, and osasuna have been tgt since highschool!! good thing about osasuna is how they mute out toya’s constant fears and insecurities and let him run his course! time heals all!

Kkumri

IMPSOSIBLE I TELL U!

Kkumri

GOTTA SERVE SOME CAKE FOR DESSERT FOR YA 🎂

Kkumri

it’s a hard economy now 😭😭😭

Kkumri

SHEIWHSJWW VIBRATINGGGGGG OVER UR THEORIES HEHE i’ll work on the next chapter asap to show u what u got right!

Cece

doing the lord works🫡🫡( take your time girl no worries, health first🫶🏻)

Lotus

BYE WHY DIDNT I SEE IT THE FIRST TIME the way me and toya have the same wallpaper LOLOL

Miz Liz

I love how Toya thinks it’s him. Lol

Punchi

rin being like “hol’on hol’on hol’on, this bitch better not be having a pregnancy scare w another mf” LMAOOOOO I LOVE THIS

camola

i tough the same!!! thanks for responding ally always so kind and considerate 🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻

Shortemmi05

Oh shit it’s going down time for them to be filled in lol

Fictionsimp

Can’t believe Rin and Toya would even entertain the idea of Osamu cheating on them😂 that man is DOWN BAD for them. ALSO Toya (most likely) texting Omi and that’s how he finds out is HILARIOUS💀

Robin_DeadDrabble

SO THE BEST THING RIN AND TOYA THINK OF IS TO CALL KIYOOMI WHO KNOWS ONLY OF ONE OMEGA THATS NOT HIS COUSIN THAT COULD BE PREGGO OH OSAMU THE MAN THAT YOU ARE STAYINGON SILENT WHEN YOU JUST THREW EVERYONE INTO CHAOS LMFAO

Robin_DeadDrabble

Also sorry the cats at the end sent me TO THE FUCKING MOON

Robin_DeadDrabble

Is he hacked? Kidnapped? CHEATING? lmao boys calm the f down

Confused-Allen

Oh shit oH ShIt OH SHIT!! *spoiler alert* DONT SPOIL IT FOR OMI!!

trixtzu

Focus on Samu’s CAKE

celbell

the restaurant cctv im 😭😭😭😭

chercher

THIS IA MY EXACT THOUGHT PROCESS CAUSE TSUMU IS ALL BUNDLED UP! AND THEN WHEN OMI GETS THERE, TSUMU IS IN THE TOILET THEN THE 2 ALPHAS ALMOST START FIGHTING CAUSE OMI IS LIKE YOU JUST MARRIED MY COUSIN, WHY IS THERE ANOTHER SCENT IN YOUR RESTAURANT?! THEN TSUMU COMES OUT OF THE TOILET PANICKING CAUSE ALL TESTS ARE POSITIVE THEN ALL THREE JUST FREEZES AND LOOK AT EACH OTHER LIKE THE SPIDERMAN MEME AND YEAH OMI HAS A RECKONING. Scene ends with Samu scolding the hell out of Omi and Tsumu for being so reckless.

chercher

AM I PEGNANT? AM I PREGANET? AM I PREGNANTATE?

chercher

That's why he got blessed with both

chercher

Deng deng deng deng deng

Mari Fazekas

“If a women has….starch masks???” I shouldn’t be able to quote it from memory as well as I can

peach

I’m excited!! thank you for creating such engaging content! it’s always a pleasure to see an update from you ✨

linaint

ok it’s been a day but i really need a new update skdjs 😭

quietdevotion

what happen when get pergenat? that video lives rent free in my head and this post activated me like a sleeper agent

Mangapicasso

Always drama with the miyas 😭😂

_st4rrliz

IM SO MAD I DIDNT SEE THE NOTIFICATION FOR THIS OOST AGHHHHHHH🫩 AYWAYS I AM SO EXCITED FOR THE NEXT PART

Summer

Ooof how ya gonna leave it there!!! Ahhhh Toya is so cute and is about to hella stir the pot gd

Fio

SCRRAMING AT “TIME TA WEE”