Silly Model Poll 2! (Patreon)

Published:

2024-06-18 14:15:13

Imported:

2026-06

Poll

Silly Model Poll 2!

A goose "rogue" with a dagger and maybe a hood 57
A worm wearing armour definitely not named Jim 29
3 Billy goats gruff, Mother Goose style (progressively worse) 16
A T-rex named Tim, complete with a collar and tags like a dog. 34
A spiritual weapon weapon, except it's a large middle finger 100
Cotton candy tarrasque 12
Minitaur, a minotaur the size of a dwarf 30
three halflings in a trench coat 12
Beholder with goose neck stalks wearing a goose beak 29
goblin sitting on toilet reading the paper 31
Release the quacken! A duck-kraken hybrid (duck beak with feathers on the tentacles). 67
Ramen Noodle Dragon 34
3 gnomes pretending to be a werewolf 13
Otyugh standing upright at a podium wearing a suit, tophat, and glasses looking rather dignified holding a book 14
Half Orc Barbarian chef with hat, large frying pan, bandolier of spices, herbs and utensils 42
Kiwibear, basically an owlbear with the head of a kiwi. 32
Fruity walker. Starburst body, Pocky legs, candy corn mandibles. Its for arachnophobic players 3
Giant fire beetle spraying a fire hose. 9
"Shrewmongous". This is a giant shrew 9
A Manman-Man. Half man, half man and... Half man 9
An IT Troll/Ogre. An ogre-sized humanoid with a coffee mug in one hand and a keyboard in the other. 41
3 kobolds dressed as a beautiful bride with Bridgerton-level dress and wig, veil, train, bouquet 84
Lizardfolk Adventurer with a meatshield that is a big steak 15
A tugboat large enough to fit two of every animal. Noah's Benchy, if you will. 19
Dat Boi 19

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Content

Hello friends! Thank you all for submitting fun ideas to the silly model post! Now its time to vote! The winner of both polls will be modeled this Friday at 0900 EST on Twitch! Expect a very chill live stream of smooth jazz, relaxed banter and art made before your eyes!

Sorry that not all your ideas made it to these polls. Some would have been impossible to print, would have gotten me sued, or just didn't fall in line with the theme. But there are two polls with lots to choose from so you can vote for more than one. I won't vote unless a tie breaker is needed.

And with that go vote! Thanks again everyone and I look forward to making whatever wins this Friday!