Text Message: FMK with Rose Calloway and Connor Cobalt (Patreon)

Happy Cobalt Wednesday! 💙✨ We're dropping in with a fun Text Message Extra for you! This chat takes place narratively after the epilogue of Kiss the Sky, and you can also find this text extra in the print edition. It's a little fun Rose and Connor back and forth that we love oh so much!

TEXT MESSAGES

Connor: Dracula, Bigfoot, the Grinch

Rose: All the things you don't believe in.

Connor: You're evading.

Rose: I'm thinking, Richard.

Connor: Is this one that difficult for you?

Rose: Please. You wish you could stump me.

Rose: You should have a talk with the devil. Maybe he'll let you swap your ego for patience this time.

Connor: I don't need to barter with a fictional creature for intelligence.

Rose: Your ego isn't equivalent to brilliance.

Connor: I believe I'm brilliant. Is that not an ego?

Rose: I hate you.

Rose: and I need you to clarify whether this is Dracula from the novel.

Connor: Would this make a difference?

Rose: Yes, sunlight doesn't kill the novel version of Dracula.

Connor: Do you know where that first originated? Vampires dying by sunlight?

Rose: The silent film Nosferatu. Which is based on the novel Dracula by Bram Stoker.

Connor: Oui bien.

Rose: Anything else you'd like to quiz me on?

Connor: Later. With your legs spread.

Connor: You need to finish the game first. Dracula here is from the film version. He can die by the sun.

Rose: Fuck. Kill. Marry.

Connor: You'd marry the Grinch? Why?

Rose: I'm not creeping in the fucking woods with Bigfoot or shut away in the dark with Dracula. I'd rather marry a furry green holiday hater who ends up growing his heart rather than shrinking it.

Connor: Interesting.

Rose: Tooth Fairy, Santa Claus, Mrs. Claus

Rose: Still all things you refuse to believe in.

Connor: Refusal might not be the right word, darling.

Rose: Regardless of the wordage, you have to play the game.

Connor: Feeling festive?

Rose: Who's evading now?

Connor: Kill. Fuck. Marry.

Rose: What's wrong with the Tooth Fairy?

Connor: It has wings. It's an insect.

Rose: It's a fictional creature, Richard.

Connor: It collects human teeth.

Rose: So you'd rather fuck a jolly bearded man who rides on a sleigh and delivers presents to children once a year?

Connor: Delusional. But fuckable.

Connor: And let's be clear, I'd rather fuck you.

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