What am I Crushing Next? (Patreon)

I just got a new pair of boots, which means I'm eager to smear some things beneath their soles. I've been wanting to take another go at crickets now that I've found a place where you can buy bags of them right off the shelf without any awkward conversation, but I also stepped on a big cherry the other day at the grocery store and I really liked how it felt and looked.

So what's going to be the first thing my new boots crush? Any extra thoughts or ideas, please leave a comment.