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Don't Be Picky 74 (Patreon)

Published:
2025-03-03 01:56:23
Edited:
2026-01-05 03:34:54
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2026-06
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Don't you hate it when the technobabble gets in the way of breakfast? And when your boyfriend makes well-meaning but insensitive comments oh nooo

Got some housekeeping done over the weekend:

New icon featuring Starla. Ain't she a cutie?

Day in the Life has been added to the $10 and $20 tier vaults.

New shop on Itch! The gumroad shop is likely to be phased out later this year.

All it took was the planets to align to get that done! I have to do some dreary work like getting my taxes in order first but tidying up collections and updating my deviantart are on the to-do. We'll see if I get to those before the next alignment in 2040.

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Chumlee99

*Pulls out wad of cash and slams it on table* I know you have other comics planned but GD, that One Ton Triathlon idea sounds too good not to make into a full comic. Heck, make it the "Fat-a-Lympics" where Wacky Candy and its rival companies sponsor a competition to see who can become the fattest woman in the world. And we follow that fine young lady on screen as she wins it all (and becomes truly gargantuan)

Opik Oort Expansion Comics

One Ton Triathlon would work great as a short comic between longer ones, you know the final part of the event is gonna be eating as much as one can as fast as one can!

Chumlee99

We follow our large lady friend as she goes from event to event growing bigger, stronger, taller, and fatter and by the end she's literally like an 8 foot tall strongfat woman. The final event which is the eat off ends in a tie with another lady (cause they ate all the food and they can't find anymore) which leads to a sudden death sumo match because someone has to win first place and she's become so strongfat she manages to pick up the other woman above her head and gently plop her outside the ring....and wins a job as Kasia's coworker.

Julian Reight

Please don’t let the wacky candy factory stop making its products

Chumlee99

One idea could be her and the finalists shoving as much food as possible into their mouths as fast as possible. Or maybe they do multiple courses and each course gets bigger and bigger like first they start with half a dozen football size potato skins and then the final course is eat a cake that's literally a ton of cake.

Chumlee99

What if Brian's plan backfires and causes Katie to grow even bigger?

BeeGee

oh, brian, that’s not….

Chumlee99

Cory: What did I tell you not to do?!? Brian: Turn Katie and Erica back to normal. Cory: And what did you do? Brian: Try to turn Katie and Erica back to normal. Cory: And now Erica is the size of a house and Katie has spread her blueberriness to every woman inside of a 10 mile radius and still growing! Suzy: I told him to carry the 1

SarcasticObserver1

Is that a blade runner reference or am I just thinking to much into it

Guy Face Thrace

You are only permitted to reverse our beloved blueberry with a big ass if she stays LARGE, haha

Shibuyasake

I really hope this backfires haha

Chumlee99

On a massive scale and Brian perma-causes Katie to never get below like 700 lbs

Chumlee99

The image popped into my head of some CEO who works with WC as like their investor and she got so huge and fat, WC agreed to set up an office for her connected to the factory and she eats and eats all day while running a multi-billion dollar business and nobody knows how fat she truly is and is the human embodiment of corporate greed

DJ ComicWiz

I have hope this counteragent will not only work but perfected by the group. It will most certainly be a boon for those affected by Wacky Candy. Meanwhile, Whitt will have her comeuppance for her crimes in the form of a karmic punishment. It’s only a matter of when.