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Don't Be Picky 75 (Patreon)

Published:
2025-03-09 23:22:34
Edited:
2026-01-05 03:34:46
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2026-06
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Testing, testing... apologies if there was any interruption to my Patreon last week, seems I was suspended without any notification then back with a few clicks. SHRUG. Reminder that you can find my starry sub and other pages through opikoort.art.

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Julian Reight

I really hope they kind of feel like this

SarcasticObserver1

Virtual testing is completely different from physical testing i know from experience they are close but you always have that 0.0001% thats off and it dosent go as planned so I can already see where this is going i think 🤔

Chumlee99

The Neighbor ladies down the street: *Sitting as massive blueberries* "Why did you ever agree to let that Brian try his formulas on us?" "Because I felt sorry for him, have you seen his girlfriend? She's a massive blueberry too." "Yeah, a MOBILE ONE" "Well you're the one who wanted to eat HEALTHY for a change. I was okay being a big fatass but NOOOO you said we needed to start eating our fruits and vegetables."

Chumlee99

Brian: Well…didn’t expect this to happen. Suzy: You were messing with chemicals designed to make them enormous and you didn’t bother to see if that included gigantism?!? Brian: In my defense, I just assumed they swelled and shrank like balloons Katie: *looming over at 100 feet tall and enormously fatter than ever* “not all of us do.”

Smartie

Please don’t cure them

Carl bill

Bro cock blocked me with that final panel arghhhhh

Opik Oort Expansion Comics

Even if they found a cure there would be 24678435 hurdles in legality and distribution to clear and Wacky Candy is waaaay ahead of them there

Chumlee99

Brian: But you can be cured! The gargantuan peach woman he’s talking to: and go back to my boring office job and all those bills? Here I’m pampered and allowed to be as fat and lazy as I want. The freaking benefits alone are better as a 4 ton peach than as a woman making 90k a year.

Chumlee99

If it gets any fatter (please) soon it won’t be able to fit on the page anymore unless it’s a 2 page spread

Shibuyasake

Is this a candy the candycorn lady cameo in the right corner?

Chumlee99

I see Carrie the Hutt being fed in the corner

Guy Face Thrace

Hear me out: they are cured, but it converts juice into fat, and uh, doubles it! And... needs to keep being re-upped. Plenty of space for drama AND fats!

DJ ComicWiz

Slow and steady wins the race at the end of the day. In spite of the hurdles they’ll face in the battles to come, all of their hard work will pay off. Especially after they find the means to get ahead of Wacky Candy along with distributing the cure after much testing and refinement.