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DBP WIPs (Patreon)

Published:
2025-04-03 16:26:22
Imported:
2026-06
Tags:
wip

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I haven't posted any for a while, so have 7 pages' worth in no particular order.

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Chumlee99

Katie: this is gonna sound silly but can you help me find what I need to make a home made juicer? The employee at Low Depot: Sure, follow me. I had to build several for my wife and her mother. You fruit ladies are like old Faithful when you get too big. But I can’t get mad, fresh Orange juice for pennies on the dollar everyday, she’s great. Katie: *visible confusion* The employee: I know a fruit lady even when she’s got 10 pounds of makeup on. My manager is a massive pear.

Julian Reight

Oh, I cannot wait and I’m wondering if Brian and those other girls are gonna get captured by the wacky candy company

Chumlee99

I’m curious who the new girl is and if we’ll finally get Blue Girl’s name

Chumlee99

The employee: and we offer financing options at 6, 12, and 24 months. And you’ll need to read up on your county regulations regarding disposal of juice Katie: Man I’ve been away long than I thought.

SarcasticObserver1

Since the wacky candy factory isn't technically in the states does that mean tarrifs will be put on their products 🤣🤣

Stote

I love where this is going

Chumlee99

The PM of Canada: Run it by me again? Wacky Candy: We need your fattest women possible, 2000 lbs or bigger preferably ever since the American market got too expensive

SarcasticObserver1

Do you think wacky candy has tried to get into the Asian market or is it to wacky for them there to enter the market.

Chumlee99

Absolutely, it's just we're only following the North American section, just as no doubt there is WC Europe, WC Australia, WC Africa, etc. But they keep everyone separate because of petty rivalries

Guybuddy1

what if new business girl is the Witch/ Long haired girl (did she have a name?) after some Corporate PR training?

Chumlee99

I’m gonna assume she’s got makeup on but it’s absolutely caked on