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Smartie

Idk why she’s worried about what people will think of her weight she looks like the average woman you’d find in Arkansas lol

MatadorTesla

I hope that big blue butt gets a lotta of good handprints on it.

Chumlee99

“You’re a small one, ain’t ya?” “……small? You look at me and call me small?” “Honey, look at my wife and daughters and tell me you’re not small compared to that.” “Okay maybe you have a point *internal confusion over it*”

Chumlee99

Berry women of Walmart

Smartie

Walmart scooter bad bitch’s

SarcasticObserver1

Must be costco or whole foods/buy in bulk store cause they are use to wide loads

Opik Oort Expansion Comics

She's been on a space station since the Wacky Candy epidemic began, let her get her bearings back! haha

Chumlee99

"Madam Prime Minister, what do you say to doctors concern about the fact women in this country are now averaging 900 lbs and growing bigger? And what about the rumors of women into multi-ton food people and disappearing?" *The one ton Prime Minister well on her way to turning into a strawberry* "This is all a big hoax by Big Health to force us women to be skinny. I say, Fat is Freedom."

Chumlee99

Walmart: They keep breaking these scooters. We need to order something stronger. A PR Person form Wacky Candy: My card, our scooters are guaranteed up to 10 thousand pounds.

Chumlee99

Katie: *Picks up a 50 gallon drum of peanut butter* Who needs this much peanut butter? The massive 1800 lb lady behind her: I do

Chumlee99

Yo mama so fat Wacky Candy needed 2 portals to move her

Chumlee99

Yo mama so fat she IS the space station

SarcasticObserver1

Damn that was a good one ngl but Yr mamas so fat even Whittman said she was over capacity

Chumlee99

Yo mama so fat, Kasia can't lift her. Yo mama so fat, Wacky Candy orbits her

Chumlee99

Brian: Is that....a woman? Katie: *Looks up* Oh yeah, that's Connie, she's a giant green melon but uh...well let's just say she got into some experimental chemicals at the factory and is now Earth has two moons.

SarcasticObserver1

Connie's mum "the world dosent revolve around you" after the transformation "well shit"