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Don't Be Picky 32 (Patreon)

Published:
2023-08-07 03:05:04
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2026-01-05 03:35:19
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2026-06
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Those patio lanterns have been stuck in my head since MAY no more song references ever again.

But yes! Whitt is Cory's aunt! Gotta wonder what it's like when the extended family gets together for thanksgiving. And why one uses the full name and the other a nickname 🤔

Lastly, welcome back anyone who got bumped in last week's payment debacle? I'll admit I was worried a tick since patron counts went down but my payout this weekend was all good, so we're still rolling for pages every Monday this month. :D

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2026-09-06 21:00 New page, nice. I’m sort of surprised by how much Coriander seems to know of her aunt. Not only that but the fact she simply doesn’t want to eat the candy is also pretty interesting, I wonder how much she knows and how Mina feels about it?
2023-08-07 03:07

Chumlee99

Just to really stir the pot, at Wacky Candy Factory is a sister in law that married Whitt and Cory's mom's brother that nobody liked and led to an ugly divorce and now at Wacky Candy there is a multi-ton lemon of a sister in law and so at Thanksgiving when they ask about Lydia the Lemon, Whitt goes, oh Lydia is crushing it at work.

Opik Oort Expansion Comics

Not gonna pigeonhole myself to too much yet, but Whitt tried to hire Cory, who got enough training to learn the loompette language, and then decided the whole thing was super sus so she backed out.

Opik Oort Expansion Comics

I really do need to flesh out more corpo characters since Whitt seems to wear the hats of store, regional, and planetary managers XD

Douglas Hier

So far it's already getting rather interesting, I'm hoping to see more big butt fun and maybe more pair shape fun fun before eventually Seeing more overgrown women rolling away

Chumlee99

Can already see two, one is a massive cherry woman who's the Helen Lovejoy to Whitt's Marge, always flaunting how her region is always doing better than Whitt's and the other is a superpear of a pear woman who used to be on earth as one of those Shark Tank Venture capitalist billionaire types and now has to be Katie's assistant and isn't use to being at the bottom of the food chain

Chumlee99

That and or, let's just say Thanksgiving at the Whitt household is a mix of normal looking ladies, and some of the biggest landwhales on the planet always begging Whitt to let them come work for her but Whitt can't or won't for reasons

Chumlee99

She tells the farmer, "You are going to work for us now, or you will be sued into oblivion."

Douglas Hier

Well I just think it would be rather interesting to see someone get bigger whether if it's because of Whitt or some other kind of hijinks

Douglas Hier

All I know is that it'll be an interesting thing to see

Chumlee99

like what if we find out these two watermelons are on the small side compared to what they have up at the factory and they get made a whole lot better

Douglas Hier

If we saw one of the watermelon girls getting a job then it would depend on if they either would shrink down or not get a job and just undergo being juiced

Opik Oort Expansion Comics

Wacky Candy's parent company definitely uses the "your fields were unintentially cross-polinated with our proprietary crops by bugs no one can control" reason to sue

Douglas Hier

Such an interesting means of sueing from them

Chumlee99

The farmer: Do I at least get my 4th wife back? Whitt: Well, here's the deal. Your wife is currently several hundred thousand dollars worth of Wacky Candy IP...so you will get her back....AFTER she's paid off the debt. You'll have her back in a couple months. In the meantime, I strongly suggest you....wait...4TH WIFE!?

Douglas Hier

It's a mystery, but I'm hoping for possibly someone being a pear

Chumlee99

The Farmer: Wife 1, Doris became a pumpkin she's over there with all the other pumpkins, so I married a 2nd one, Ethel became an Apple, that's her next to Ms Applepie.. Wife number 3, Theodora, well she's over at the tent for biggest livestock because she's currently a cow-woman with the biggest boobs in the county. Cathy here's my watermelon wife so that's 4, and I should probably tell you wife number 5, Bella, is currently a giant blueberry out in the field as we speak leaking like Noah's flood. Whitt: And none of them care you have multiple wives? The Farmer:...........*goes beet red in the face* I haven't told any of them about the other 4.

SarcasticObserver1

Was having a crappy day but this made it better thank you. Also question if Whitt tried to recruit Cory into the company does that mean she knows about her aunts condition? And does that mean Katie could potentially recruit her bf so then he could be all Edward Snowden and take them out from the inside 🤔

Chumlee99

A Horror black comedy retelling of Bluebeard only instead of killing his wives, he just turns them into fruits and vegetables in his massive greenhouse where they keep living and growing

Douglas Hier

Or perhaps a creative valentine's comic where a girl is undergoing a fruit expansion and the oompletes Tried to abduct her while her boyfriend is trying to hold on to her body

Chumlee99

“So let me made sure I understand this, you married 6 women, five of whom have turned into giant fruit and vegetables ladies, and a cow, and you’re in the process of fattening this one up into a prize winning Turkey woman. And they’re all okay with this.” “Well Phil, when all your wives are immobile and eating 24/7. They don’t care what I do so long as I feed them and squeeze them”

Chumlee99

Or maybe something like a Lois Lane type is interviewing a celebrity and the celebrity transforms into a massive fruit woman and the journalist bribes the loompettes with something to let her tag along

Raian Maru

Man, even Whitt is manipulative to her own blood. I do hope she doesn’t try to force her into the factory the hard way.

SarcasticObserver1

O god I could hear dr Phil's voice reading this 🤣🤣

SarcasticObserver1

That's a good question what can you bribe loompettes with? Cause all I can see is they like to drink so maybe a couple cases of cider

Chumlee99

Or maybe phones, video games, Netflix and Disney plus subscriptions

SarcasticObserver1

"You get a steam deck, you get a steam deck EVERYONE GETS A STEAM DECK"

Debauched Sloth

Love the Loompette wearing high vis, directing everybody. Safety first!

SarcasticObserver1

Is Katie humming can we imagine aeroplanes in the night sky are shooting stars?

Chumlee99

I don’t think Whitt is that cruel/insane. I think it’s more like she wants an apprentice to pass on her experience to.

XMensionX

I'm worried about where Erica is...whats gonna happen to her, if I remember the comic right...if she ate the seeds she'd be massive, but then what are they gonna do with her

Opik Oort Expansion Comics

Cory knows Aunt Mina has some weird boob thing going on - top heaviness runs in the family anywho - but not the details!

Zoe Acker

Whitt trying to get her own niece on her product has confirmed to me that she is irredeemable. Like, if ya can't turn off your "I want to fatten up women and turn them into products" persona for your own flesh and blood, then it's not a persona it's just you.

SarcasticObserver1

Maybe she's been doing it so long it's second nature now, she wasn't always this hard and corporate, plus it's to make her forget than to fatten well I guess it depends how many she eats

SarcasticObserver1

Just listened to it, good song takes me back to simpler times and I guess the same for her