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Don't Be Picky 34 (Patreon)

Published:
2023-08-21 02:21:18
Edited:
2026-01-05 03:35:25
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2026-06
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Katie! Brian! Katie! Brian! Suzy! Katie! Won't someone please call Erica's name?

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Smithersons (edited)

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2026-09-06 21:00 Aw jeez… Poor Brian, I hope Katie reciprocates the feeling, at least somewhat… Either way the story has been really interesting so far and a lot has happened, so I’m pretty invested in this stuff! Keep it up dude!
2023-08-21 02:22

ThinkBigAndBlue

Brian 😭😭 oh I feel this next page is going to hurt

Douglas Hier

I knew those 2 were gonna meet up again, I just hope to see Katie both receive a kiss and possibly have her butt inflate a lot before having to go back

SarcasticObserver1

She's now a carrier woman with massive Assets to boot

Smithersons
>>115677481

Damn, that’s true, her reaction looks less than stellar though ngl. This is probably a pretty bad situation for her to be in lol. (Awkward?)

SarcasticObserver1

Next episode of Dr Phil "multi million company kidnapped my girlfriend and turned her into a fruit product and they won't pay for therapy"

SarcasticObserver1

Or good who knows it's all been bad leading up to this so it's gotta get better "what could possibly go wrong"

Patrick Nightwind (Bender097)

Oh snap wait till he finds about the certain new assets, colors and ability she obtained. That'll surely go over swell with them!

Blazingfox77

I don’t think he’ll mind the bigger assets plus damn he got a massive upgrade since his first appernace

Chumlee99

*Gets him in a stranglehold and starts shaking him* WHERE THE HECK HAVE YOU BEEN? WHAT'S THE BIG IDEA TAKING ME TO THAT BLUEBERRY FIELD? WHY I OUTTA LET YOU HAVE IT! I GOT A GOOD MIND TO TELL WHITT! NOW KISS ME YOU FOOL! *Gives him the biggest kiss ever*

Chumlee99

Dr. Shmill: So let me make sure I have this correct: You, Katie, are a blueberry woman who weighs several hundred lbs on a daily basis working with other food women who are your size or fatter and are okay with this? Why? Katie: *Goes purple in the face* Well doc..it's um....the juicing. Dr. Shmill: Juicing? As in.... Katie: Better than any man, machine, or product you can buy online. Sorry Brian.

Chumlee99

There’s an old, semi forgotten looney tunes cartoon I was flashing to called unnatural history and the punch line of this dog waiting for his master is the dog furious the owner’s been gone.

Chumlee99

Katie: *gets to her normal wacky Candy size* there’s something you should know…this is small at my job. Brian: what’s….what’s considered full size for you? Katie: a girlfriend the size of a house with 5 Olympic swimming pools worth of juice in me. Brian: *faints*

Zoe Acker

Erica's skin (apart from her melons) seems to have returned to normal. Girl really lucked out in the whacky transformations draw.

Chumlee99

Brian: Katie...there's something you should know. Katie: *Sigh* Boobs or butt right? You like them big don't you. Brian: Well those are fantastic but um....I'm into squashing. Can you get bigger?

Chumlee99

They better hope Erica doesn't continue to slow mo change or else they're gonna be rolling Erica home.

Raian Maru

This is continuing to get so heartwarming! Good job on this one

Guybuddy1

I read that dialogue in a Jimmy Stewart voice, lol. Now I'm cursed with reading Katie's dialogue in Jimmy Stewart's voice, lol

Chumlee99

Personally I hear Julie Louise Dreyfus with Katie

Guybuddy1

Hmmm... now how can this go wrong? Does: Katie reject Brian straight up, and go full villain? Maybe she really values those juicings? Does Katie start rapidly expanding when hit with the emotional reunion with Brian leading to her getting stuck? Is Brian not into Blueberry ladies? Maybe hes more of a melon man? Whitt likely gets involved here shortly, but what about Cory? Does Katie leave the company somehow at the end of this with Cory's help? Or does everyone wind up under Whitt and the company's control? Questions, questions!

Opik Oort Expansion Comics

It's only slightly less embarassing having your melons hauled off by a pair of strangers than paraded around in front of a whole crowd! but Erica should definitely be glad she's not being rolled away with Mads

Yuri Sylentra (edited)

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2026-09-06 21:00 i hope she acts more loving towards him in the next issue :c her facial expressions look like she's uncomfortable with him :C
2023-08-21 03:40

Yuri
>>115680677

didnt mean this negatively just talking to myself haha! good work!

CleverName

Katie! Brian! Katie! Suzy! Brian! Janet! Dr Scott! Janet! Brad! Rocky! *pout* ps Hooray! Now kiss!

SarcasticObserver1

Hears a dark thought so we know her juice has very explosive reaction on the loompettes but what about other humans?

Chumlee99

We know woman to woman is possible based on previous comics. Woman to man? Guess that depends on how everyone here feels about male transformation

GEWolf

Aww, it’s kinda cute he kept looking for her XD

SarcasticObserver1

Maybe the male gene is the cure to the fruit condition cause aren't fruits both male and female but I assume they have done some genetic manipulation on their crops busy making them more productive so you add a male element into that and it could stop it in its tracks (I'm sure there's someone who could explain it better with science but I'm tired)

Guy Face Thrace

Forgot to send him that breakup email, i guess! 😬🫥💔

SarcasticObserver1

Dr. Shmill: So Miss Whittman you kidnapped woman, test on these woman, keep these woman at ridiculous sizes and milk, pick, and squeeze them for your companies products and then sell these products to the un suspecting public which the restarts this endlessly inflating cycle we see before us. Whittman: Well I'm only following orders if anything I'm the biggest victim here and you can read about it in my tragic biography "Fight for Sweet Freedom" the complete untold story of my hardships under the cruel masterminds the (censored)

Samwise

I didn't think her skin changed at all. I just checked, it's a bit red but I thought that was from embarrassment.

Chumlee99

Whitt: we do not “kidnap” women. We give them jobs, pay well above average salaries, health care, pensions, and more. We do not treat our employees horribly. Most of them come to us willingly. As proof, May I introduce Carla, Mads, and Kasia Dr. Shmill: But what about these rumors of ladies who’ve, well for lack of a better term, over ripped and overgrown a town. Was the alleged Bedford incident of 2002 not wacky Candy when a sorority of girls all became massive blueberries and overtook the town when they started growing vines and roots and made everyone into blueberries through forced cultivation? Whitt: That was our rival company Shenanigans Sugary Snacks *shifty eyes*

Guy Face Thrace

Her expression kind of implies "breakup email", though! I hope not, because he's a trooper, but...

Chumlee99

“Brian, I don’t know how to tell you this but, I’ve met someone while we’ve been separated.” “What! Who?” “The Juicing Room.”

Opik Oort Expansion Comics

We saw human to human in What-a-Melon, it's all okay! Not sure if I'll ever incorporate male expansion, I think at this point I've firmly entrenched myself on exclusively female subjects. I don't have any feelings for it myself but if I ever get ideas, maybe I'll do a poll to see what patrons think.

McKinney

Maybe she’s one of the girls who’s only partially affected, like Carrie. Nothing affected her all that drastically.

Zoe Acker

Her skin down to her thighs had become red with little freckles like melon seeds. Page 19 makes it the most obvious.

FruitFrakker

I love the fact that Katie seems to have clearly moved on and is desperately trying to come up with an exit strategy from this awkward moment

Tom the Fanboy

Then we'll meet Whitt's counterpart, Schmitt from the Twerky Jerky company who lives on a space station in counter orbit.

Guybuddy1

I was more wondering what would happen if you combined fruits- like say, watermelon lady ingested blueberry juice or blueberry lady ingested watermelon juice/seeds?

SarcasticObserver1

Idea for next panel The light fades leaving a dark red glow you see whitts hand softly grab Katie's shoulder, Brian looks up to see a large toothy grin and glowing red eyes, what can only be described as a Sith Lord and you hear the words that'll haunt him forever "I see you have met my apprentice"

Chumlee99

Her shtick is all about giant muscle ladies and not fatties

Solar-G

Every new part of this story really hits home the horror of it all. Desperately hiding the victim of a mutagenic attack from, at best, lifelong imprisonment, and running into the brow beaten victim enforcing the abuse. Really chilling 😱

SarcasticObserver1

That's what I thought happened just alot of everything happening at once

Chumlee99

“I have become wacky, juicier of worlds. “

Smithersons
>>115746683

I dunno, this seems to be more akin to shock if anything if you ask me. She may have missed him more than either of us realized so far.