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Don't piss off the moose! (Patreon)

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2023-04-07 20:14:22
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Hello my fellow patrons!

Did you think that it's lame that a moose gets scared and runs away when you sprint around it? Yeah, me too! Now they don't, and if you are too close to one of them for too long, the moose will get nervous and proceed to attack you. God bless you if that ever happens!

Have a nice day!

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James

The only thing in my head1 Is five grams of cocaine, fly away alone To the edge of oblivion I have thoughts in my head When will all this end Whenever I'm not alone Because a white eel will fly in The only thing in my head Is five grams of cocaine, fly away alone To the edge of oblivion I have thoughts in my head When will all this end Whenever I'm not alone Because a white eel will fly in I have a damn descent I don't catch stars I lie like a log I don't believe what's going on I cluck like a hungry hen I'm like a werewolf to the moon My head's empty like a street In front of your dorm I melt like a bar Which is lying on the counter Going down is when you don't pull Brother, my face is getting fucked up My head's a brothel just like on TV I am not surprised by such a state Lack of goods, in my mind I get high Whenever I'll make it or not I will sell everything from my crib I'm actually fucked up already However, everything is sold already I'm only struggling with the debts Nose like Tabaluga Second day without snorting Where is the snake? White chemistry. Descending is so damn exhausting As if the locusts bite off your cock The only thing in my head Is five grams of cocaine, fly away alone To the edge of oblivion I have thoughts in my head When will all this end Whenever I'm not alone Because a white eel will fly in Chemistry party I wanna go skiing To the dealer, not to Alps. Oh fuck, I think I'm gonna die If I don't snort something soon. I want to touch the stars so badly But none of this since I'm on a descent Total mega damn descent And I dream of entering like a dragon. Do you have money? Are you falling down too? Well, then fuck it, I'm not jogging today. I want to kick like a panther There's no deals at the dealer. Not anymore, for sure I think death is breaking me down. I won't swallow anything, I have chills How fucking much longer This condition will last I dreamed of a van of coke and gram of heroin, just for taste I want to drive in a Cadillac I run over my friends with my thoughts But I owe everyone something The loan option is omitted because I am trimmed like scissors. The only thing in my head Is five grams of cocaine, fly away alone To the edge of oblivion I have thoughts in my head When will all this end Whenever I'm not alone Because a white eel will fly in Dogs on the Discovery I want to shoot out like from a gun I want heroin and other goodies Empty nose I hear murmurs. Do you have Gargamel's number? Maybe he has heroin in his cauldron? I know I'm talking bullshit But I've got nothing on the table And my pocket is fucking empty A lucky six would be useful Or at least a four And I would fly like a swallow Like the Maya bee Singing kayah to my ears This is a joke, I don't believe it I lie bent like a dead animal My fever is getting worse Scarred like Fakir's ass Like a dirty slut being fucked I lie fucking hot. Hey Johnny i'd like to sprinkle And in the meadow To prance like a rabbit But all the time this descent I wither like some torn grass The only thing in my head Is five grams of cocaine, fly away alone To the edge of oblivion I have thoughts in my head When will all this end Whenever I'm not alone Because a white eel will fly in