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So here is the logic:

Vortex has not canonically shown interest in dudes. So he gets first spot.

Stolas has only a little experience being gay. And it is with a imp, which is a very small creature compared to him so he has never had reason to learn.

Sally I have no reasoning for. But I wanted to include her.

Millie and Moxxie both dated Chaz which according to himself(and his visuals) had a biiig schlong. So they both know how to work that pole.

Versosika is literally a succubus.

Queen bee is the SIN OF GLUTTONY. She would NEVER back down on a challenge to stuff her gullet.