Can You Teach Me Soccer, Baby? (I Want to Love What You Love) (Patreon)

You’ve been looking forward to this game all week—so I surprised you. 🍕💛

I brought your favorite pizza, wore your favorite jersey, and curled up in your lap while you walked me through what “offside” means (…kinda still confused, but I’m trying 😅).

I might not know much about soccer, but I do know how much it means to you—and I just wanted to be part of it.

Not for the game itself, but for the way your eyes light up when you talk about something you love.

Tonight’s about that. About you. About us. 💛