"Most likely to get married" (Patreon)

You guys know how there is always THAT couple in highschool? The painfully perfect one?  The one with the good looks, who are athletic and think theyre better than everyone else? And you know theyre having AWESOME sex because theyve been together long enough theyre labelled "Most likely to get married" in their yearbook? 

Yeah well that couple was Gabriel Beau and Ronna Reese. And if you didn't want to be WITH either of them you probably hated them because you wanted to BE them. 

I'm sure the small town loves how their relationship went up in flames.