Don't make me get the hose... (Patreon)

As promised-- the parallel version to Bebe spotting Dirt for the first time in a long enough time to make a difference! :D lol. Only instead of him eyeing her without her noticing, she totally was already staring at him, so they made eye contact and butterflies went flying. 

I bet Beau saw this coming a mile away. And, while he wouldn't care much about them dating *in theory*, he WOULD care that Dirt didn't act like a dog about it. He knows his son well-- knows feelings this way all too well too.

Sage 100% is the cool parent who probably puts condoms in Dirt's bathroom drawer with a note that says "BE SAFE".