Knight... Woman? (Warming up today!) (Patreon)

-Yes sir, she is a woman!

-B-But women usually don't like that kind of thing... And she wants to face our fort alone?

-Yes sir...

-Well let's receive this lady then!

-But sir... she has armor that leaves her feet exposed!

-That makes things easier! Attack her feet!

-We are already sir.... but she is destroying us, and our barrier...

-W-What? But how so? Isn't she just a woman?!?!

-Yes sir... but she is about sixty-five feet tall...

-Bring the white flag... and start worshiping her... I will surrender