Ask Smut for June 2025 (Patreon)

YOU ASKED:

What would be your perfect date night?

If you'd have been voice cast in anything, past or present (films, shows, radio, games), what would you have liked to act in? What's your dream role?

Do you prefer US or UK snacks? What is your ultimate snack?

Hi Smut,

You must know quite a bit about the proclivities of your listeners through content polls, discord, etc. It’s a lot of data! What has this taught you about your audience? Have there been any surprises at an aggregate level? Any new insights for you into D/s dynamics, desire, and kink play from this information?

Thank you from a casual data nerd 😇

If you could pick any item of clothing or jewellery from a film or TV show to own, what would you pick?

Hi Smut! On your last update you read through the community guidelines on Patreon about sexual acts, and it mentioned that sex with a humanoid mythological creature is allowed, so I have to ask - if you could fuck any mythological or fictional creature, which one would you pick?

Also, if you could turn into a fictional creature, which one would you choose?

Very out of season question, but as an older gentleman with facial hair, have you ever played Santa Claus? Would you ever be Santa Claus?

Do you have a favourite piece of kink equipment that you love to use i.e. a flogger, sex swing, ball gag, etc? If so, why is it your favourite?