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Legal note: If you are reading this on any other site aside from my Patreon or Youtube, this audio has been stolen and posted by criminals. It is likely a very unsafe site, so please be careful out thereAfter your character dies during DnD, a flirty Texan valkyrie appears. She wants to take you to Valhalla as its been a while since they have had a new recruit. You try in vain to tell her that you aren't your character but she seems to have fallen head over heels for you!After saying you will think about it, she tries to convince you with TONS of personal attention, kisses, cuddles and then jerks you off.

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Cole Tobin

Not gonna lie, I'd be a mage more than a barbarian. I have an undying thirst (No! No! No horni! Bad Xena!) about things I find interesting and I know a bunch of random trivia, especially about things that interest me, like the F22 Raptor. Did you know that Lockheed Martin is not allowed to sell that to other countries? Now, I know what some people are thinking. 'The F35 exists, so it's gotta be better than the F22 because 35 is more than 22.' Yeah, well, the F35 never snuck up on an enemy completely undetected. The F22 is capable of hypercruising. It's like switching on cruise control in a car (er... jet), but this thing can do that faster than the speed of sound. The only know aircraft to do that is the SR-71. Most aircraft get nicknames. The AC-130 has Puff the Magic Dragon. The Specter. The Ghost Rider. The Angel of Seath. KC-135 got the Tanker T.O.A.D (Take Off And Die). A-10 is the Tank Killer. The XF-84H got The Mighty Ear Banger. The A-37 Dragon Fly got The 8000 Pound Dog Whistle. A1 Skyraider got The Blue One. The B52 earned the B.U.F.F., the Big Ugly Fat Fuck. B2 Spirit - Spicy Dorito. B1 Lancer - The Bone. The F35 got the Fat Amy. With all those, you're probably thinking 'what did the F22 get?' It didn't get one. If you ask 'what would it be nicknamed?' It would be The Zodiac Killer. It's also affectionately known as The Scariest Thing To Fly Since The Cretaceous Period. Target locked won't get this thing in a dog fight because it is too small, and heat seeking won't work because it can deploy flares, chaffs, or go to an altitude your plane can't compete with. The only hope you have is overwhelming odds. It can kill the engine, do a 180, start up, and go the other way in 62 feet. Yeah. You aint touching that thing. EVER.

Gunnersmage

Cheese and rice Xena!!! lol I volunteer for Tribute 😂