This shredded twunk has something to say about your weight . . . And it ain't nice. (Patreon)

"Yeah, this is pretty much all I'm eating today. That's how I stay so shredded. You might wanna try it some time - might help you drop some of that chub you're carrying around. I don't mean to be mean but, seriously dude, your belly is out of control. I don't think you own even one T-shirt that covers your gut - there's always like six inches of lard hanging down. It's kinda gross, actually. Wait, is that Uber Eats at the door? Jesus, fat boy, you are a lost cause."