You'll want to hear how this FaceTime call plays out (Patreon)

"Holy fuck, dude! I mean, I knew you were big when we started chatting on Grommr, but I had no idea you were so fucking enormous! Look at that fucking gut, man! It's massive. Move back from the camera so I can see more. Shit, you're just like a mountain of fuckin' lard, aren't you, fat boy. You like it when I call you "fat boy"? I bet you do, you greedy fuck. Do you have all the food I sent over? Awesome. I want you to start real slow, piggy - yeah, that’s gettin’ me goin’. Then as you gorge it all, I want you to build up into a fuckin’ feeding frenzy when you're literally just pushing fistfuls of fast food into your greedy hog mouth. That's what I'd do if I was there, you fat fuck. Oh God, I'm so hard right now; my dick is leaking so much pre-cum looking at how fucking fat you are. Are you ready to show me what a greedy hog you can be? Good pig. Start stuffing and don't stop until I'm ready to blow."