True love means calories, fat boy. Lots of them. (No audio.) (Patreon)

“I figured we’d start with a light snack just to get you going, fat boy. Room service is on the way up with a banquet for six - figured that oughta be enough for us to blow that gut up to maximum size. You promise you’ll eat it all, don’t you? Because you love me, and the fatter you get the more I love you.”