He ain't happy you ain't gaining fast enough (Patreon)

"Baby, I been lookin' at your food diary for the past month, and I have to say I'm not happy 'bout it. There's a couple days here you barely made it past 15,000 calories. Yeah, I know you had that 30k day on your birthday, but those numbers on the scale don't lie. We gonna get you over 450 by Christmas you need to show me how committed you are to your gaining. You can start by emptying the refrigerator, all the cupboards; any food we got in the house, baby. Put it all on the kitchen table for me - and then it's feedin' time, fat boy."