Aussie pool boy wonders how you got so obese (Patreon)

"Holy fuck, mate: look at the fuckin' size of you! I'm guessing we're about the same age. You 18 too? Jesus, how'd you get so fuckin' fat, mate? You're a fuckin' whale! I mean, your belly must weigh more than my whole body! You just love eating, eh? McDonald's, Burger King, pizza, cake, ice cream, chocolate. Just keep shovelling it in and getting fatter and fatter. By the time you're 30 you're going to be fuckin' immobile, mate. Well, good on ya for havin' the confidence to come out to the pool at your size in that tiny pair of swimmers. Just do me a favor and warn me if you're gonna go in the pool. You're so fuckin' obese there'll be no room for the fuckin' water. Hey, nice chatting with ya, lard boy. G'day mate."