Your sexy cousin doesn't pull any punches when it comes to how he feels about your weight. (No audio.) (Patreon)

"You see, cuz: I can eat this shit, you can't. I don't see why you can't get that outta your stupid head. Look at me! I'm like a fuckin' Greek god. Now look at yourself, you fat lump of lard. You look like something that should be in a freak show. 'Come see the world's fattest man!' Haha. It's your own damn fault, fatso. All you do is sit in your bedroom ordering pizza and playing those damn games. I asked you to come to the gym with me a thousand times, didn't I, you fat fuck? So you've got no one else to blame for how fuckin' obese you are. Everyone on this fuckin' beach is thinking they just saw a fuckin' whale waddle outta the sea. Cover up all that blubber, for fuck's sake. You're a fuckin' embarrassment, fat boy."