Pec dude wants you off the machine, fatso. (No audio.) (Patreon)

"Yo, dude. You wanna shift your fat ass off the pec-deck for someone who actually has fuckin' pecs? Those saggy man-boobs of yours need a fucking bra, not a barbell. What the fuck have you done to your body, man? Eaten yourself into this disgustingly obese "thing"; you're so fuckin' fat I'm amazed you could even fit through the gym doors. So move it, fat boy; let a real man take over."