Eat up, birthday hog. (No audio.) (Patreon)

"Happy birthday, piggy! Yeah, we gonna fuckin' celebrate today, man! I got a whole day planned for you, big man. But first - as a special treat - you gonna eat this tray of M&Ms. There's 648 of 'em. One for every fat, juicy pound you weigh, fat boy. So get that shirt off and lemme see all that hot, sexy blubber. Mmm, Jesus you are so fuckin' immense, you greedy fuck. Open wide, hog, or you'll never get all these down before breakfast."