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“Oh, these were supposed to be a surprise! Yeah, I was gonna bring them up to up to you so you could eat them in bed. No, you’ve got time, baby. How were the stairs? Well, you gotta think about shit like that now you’re over 500 lbs, don’t you? Anyway, you sit down and make a start on these. The guys are coming at about 8. Joe and Kris are bringing that lasagna you like. Well, four of them actually. Thom is making that triple-chocolate cake that you went crazy for last time, and Erik and Paul are bringing three gallons of gainer shake. We’re gonna have fun tonight, aren’t we, big boy?”