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Making A Deal With A Goose! | ASMR Roleplay F4A [flappy feet] [BREAD & ANGER] (Patreon)

Published:
2024-06-28 04:02:05
Edited:
2024-06-28 04:07:38
Imported:
2026-06
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After talking with a nosy squirrel you learn that the culprit of the drop in visitors at the park is none other than an angry goose. Even though it’s wrong, you grab a bag of the best bread and crackers in order to make a peace offering. Surely this will please the goose goddess!

Happy Friday ali cats! I hope this audio starts you off to a great weekend :P Yes, I did almost choke for real at one point eating those crackers. I ate them too fast trying to be funny and I almost paid for it with my life and dignity 💀

YouTube gave me a little trouble today so I should have a roleplay out tomorrow there (today? It is midnight here haha!) It’s a character suggested by one of you and it’s on the longer side. Lots of ear cleaning and hypnotism! :D

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Delta

Yea, I don't mind the around midnight release at all, especially when I need ti fix my dang sleep schedule and need all the help I can get, I say that as it's 2:30 cause I fell asleep on the couch cause I only got 2.5 hours of sleep last night lol And bad Ali! No choking on crackers! :P Also, I am so glad the geese that come to the office are pretty chill, they don't care if you're within a couple feet of them lol

Artilleriez

First thing I noticed was how much I love the facial expression of this character. Great job, Ali! Hey, goose! I get it's probably motherly hormones n all but that squirrel girl is cool! Maybe get to know her. Speaking of other characters... did I hear "frog"? 😗 Have a wonderful day, Ali and any ali cat reading!

BloodyAzazel

Funny about this, when I heard Goose, first thing I thought of was that old nickname I was called back in school. Once I saw it in the audio I was just flabbergasted thinking alichu just said my nickname(I'd rather be called Azazel on here so don't start). I also feel as if this was a Regular Show inspired episode, but instead of having 4 full grown gooses Turing into a giant robot it's just an angy goose girl. (Also how the hell could you choke on a damn cracker? Also hopefully this bread will help with the goose girls "chest" expansion, unless it's flat bread again lol)

Delta
>>142086626

Lol I was wondering the same with the frog, wonder if we're gonna get a whole park ecosystem lol

Sir Skelington

Dang, look at them thangs, I bet they'd make great pillows. "Her staring at me" You know, those huge...feathers. Goose feather pillows, it's a real thing I swear. Also to answer your previous inquiry, I'm going to choose the Spinosaurus, I mean it's basically a t-rex but amphibious, that's pretty cool. What about you, what's your favorite dino.

Crimson command

The thumb nail and title gives me sooo much regular show vibes from that one episode with the geese that was fricken hilarious but also ridiculously funny

alichuart
>>142076134

I hope you’re able to fix your sleeping schedule! I know how rough that is and it’s a pain to fix sometimes ; o ; Ngl, I have some bad memories with geese as a kid haha! XD

alichuart
>>142086626

I was very tempted in the moment with the frog so we’ll see what the future holds! :P I’m happy to hear you like the art of this one too Arty, thank you! I hope you’re having a nice weekend :D

alichuart
>>142132654

Thanks a bunch Goose- I mean, Azazel :P Don’t worry, that will be the only time I say it lol. I’ll be honest, I’ve never seen an episode of the Regular Show. I’ve seen the characters so I’m a little familiar but not enough to know what it’s about. The last cartoon I got into like that was Adventure Time ^_^ I recorded this one really early in the morning and the cracker was the first thing I had eaten- dumb morning brain mixed with dry cracker doesn’t mix haha!

alichuart
>>142160231

Oh dang, goose pillows really are a thing haha! Some seemed pretty expensive so I can only imagine how comfy they are xD As for my favorite dinosaur, it might be a little basic but I really do love velociraptors ❤️ Spinosaurus is cool too, it’s like they’re making a fashion statement with that back piece haha!

alichuart
>>142177206

Azazel mentioned that show too but I have to sadly admit that I’ve never seen it. I’ll take both your words though that it’s funny! XD

Delta
>>142076134

Oh, the sleep on Friday night was just heavenly lol now if only I can keep going to bed around 11pm instead of 2am lol Ooh... hopefully they weren't TOO bad :p oh! I have a friend who works at a hotel and she told me one of the guests actually called the cops on two geese who claimed his redbull haha