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Kidnapped By An ASMR Villain! F4A Roleplay [Negative Affirmations] [Bullying *not real, I love you! :P*] [Ear Cleaning] [Eating Food and Not Sharing] (Patreon)

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2024-08-02 03:34:43
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2026-06
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It’s getting late in the evening and you’re just about to head home after a long day. Nothing better than a night full of playing online games with some good dinner! Just before you’re about to unlock your door though you feel a sharp kick in the back of your knee. You’re not exactly sure what happened after that but once you come to your senses you see a short girl standing above you…is that Alichu?

Hello Ali cats and happy Friday! I hope you enjoy this silly little villain arc of mine :P I see that I have a few messages from you guys so I’ll be getting to those tomorrow! I spent a good portion of my day finishing up this audio so for now it’s chill time with a little Pokémon gaming session = w =

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sinoth

"fuck you" is my new favorite trigger

G

Negative affirmations and swearing hit differently (in a good way)! Definitely wouldn't mind more in the future

Delta

I shoulda gave it a few more minutes before going to bed last night, ear cleaning audios with heavy bass inner ear earbuds is the best! I swear you can actually feel it lol Also, you dirty stinkin liar! I'll have you know my ears are clean! I even have a full on cleaning kit! And I also take 2 showers daily! I don't stink! Lol

BloodyAzazel

I was expecting a tall ravenous looking villain that would've been called "Mimichu" that takes bullying to an extent and has the mindset of taking away your tingles to make them non-existent, not a small gremlin wannabe ninja turtle with a name that sounds like "Dark Alley" that somehow actually helps us more than bullies us.(Plus is just the sister of Alichu, let's be real) (Though I will say if this were a Call of Duty TOS, I'd be expecting the cancelation due to racial slurs and such because everyone knows how toxic the community there is) I remember you saying that "everyone is shorter than you if I kick their legs hard enough" during that mask maker asmr release. How ironic to have this be the first thing to read in the description. (Also sorry if it sounded like I was insulting you like a lot, ik you can definitely bully someone if you try hard enough, even if you're shy of doing so. I feel like this should've been like befriending the villain rather than anything else with the amount of help the villain does, well other than bathe the listener) :P You know, if you really wanted to torture us with asmr, you could've done that anti asmr fork on a plate sound. My God do I ever wanna blow my ears out when I hear that sound. Bruh I'm not even mad about the sandwich at all. I'm not a fan of peanut butter(yet I like peanuts) and I don't really enjoy jelly either. I'm better off having a meatball sub from subway than anything. (With those lip smacking in the asmr, I'm just gonna imput the joke because it's a good opportunity to do so since it's relatable for the short joke: "Stop chewing so fuckin loud bruh.") Neko Girl Shoe shining? Who, what, where, when, and how did that even come into play?

Wheniks

This made me think of my hero academia for some reason lol

alichuart
>>145455856

I’m glad you enjoyed it Delta! I used to be a little tense when I did ear cleaning since I didn’t want it to come off too rough. I kinda like it too when it feels like it hits deep in your ear though! XD

Secular Succotash

Loved this audio from definitely-not-Alichu! Had me rolling lmao, feeling very anti-relaxed indeed. Great audio to come back to. Although “Dark Ali” I have to say, even though normal people don’t wear masks, idk if Ali is the best metric for “normal” in the first place… Also…yes! I’m still alive, surprisingly? Believe it or not, I do indeed have one of those “life” things the normies hype up so much lol, and I had to focus on that for a good while. Hope things have been well on your end for the past month or two!

alichuart
>>145479170

I’ll be honest, I was struggling with what I wanted my- I mean, the villain’s name to be. I’ve been on this weird Yu-Gi-Oh! Kick again and Dark Magician Girl came to mind. If it works for Yu-Gi-Oh! It can work for me- I mean, her! :P I don’t even remember the last time I ate at Subway. I did recently eat at Jersey Mikes for the first time though and damn, that was a good sandwich! Lastly, the shoe shining neko was inspired by a random video I was recommended on YouTube haha! Not sure why but I was recommended a video of someone shining up a pair of shoes xD

alichuart
>>145572435

Hey there Succotash, it’s good to hear from you! I hope everything is going well :D Have you been enjoying that new bike of yours? I’m glad you enjoyed some time with my villain self- I mean…dark Ali, definitely not me! lol.

Secular Succotash
>>145572435

I’ve maybe been having a little too much fun with the bike lol, done put 2k miles on it already haha

strobi100

This was so funny:,i loved every Second of the Video! 🥰