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Your Mischievous Ferret Shows You Her Stolen- I mean, FOUND Treasures :P ✨❤️ [glass tapping] [fluffy sounds] [onomatopoeia] [ferret cuddles and kisses lol] (Patreon)

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2025-04-18 01:40:03
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2026-06
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After just drifting off to sleep you’re rudely awakened by your hyper pet ferret. Thinking about it, you haven’t seen her all day. She was probably off scrounging around the house again…oh well, let’s see what she found this time shall we? Ferrets will and must be entertained after all!

Hello Ali cats! For reference I wanted to point out that this ferret girl is rather small, allowing her to scurry about your house to find lost items :3 Not like mouse small but tiny none the less :P

I know I mentioned this before but I swear whenever I do kissing triggers I run out of breath like no one’s business (a ferret business) lol. I can make bubble sounds for days but kissing? Damn, kudos to those who can do it no problem! I feel like I’m drowning sometimes 😂 💀

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Mento

feels like drowning? appreciate the hard work!

Shadowkitty

Awwh. I love ferrets. T^T Even if I'm happy with my current pack of kitties, I do miss having these little carpet sharks of terror. This little miss seems perfectly cute, and energetic, (and grey) and stinky~ Hahaha! Honestly I kinda grew a sort of fondness for that distinct ferret musk over time. x3 At least on them, anyways, never necessarily in their bedding and living quarters. Those deeeefinitely got regularly recycled cuz Uegh. >.< My sweet little Kyomi never really stole my socks, but she'd always find a way to get my desk glasses and whisk them off someplace. -_- Thank you for the audio! It's always a nice breather when I can sit down and listen to you for a while, wherever I might be at.

Eeveeolite

Cute Audio! Very relaxing

Secular Succotash

I've always loved that a bunch of ferrets are called a "business" like that's cute as hell. I mentioned my sister had a ferret named Brownie, so I'll share a story about her. First of all, you could NOT keep that thing in her cage. The bars of the cage could be separated from the plastic base, and she found out that she could bite the bars and shake the cage until it separated juuuuust enough that she could squeeze through the tiny gap between the base and the bars. After that, she squeezed herself under the door and ran amok through the house until we got back home, where we found her on top of the wood stove, covered in ash and soot, having left little black pawprints and little piles of ash EVERYWHERE. To this day, we still have no idea how the hell she got inside of, then out of the wood stove to achieve such a feat. TL;DR, ferrets are too damn smart and love to be menaces to society lol

Releothunder

Guess I know why all my socks keep disappearing lol. this audio was super cute even if sometimes she is the reason things go missing having a cute little helper go and find stuff you lost for you would be handy I tend to find something then immediately lose something else it’s a vicious cycle maybe she could break it. Totally off topic but I saw metal gear rising revengence on sale a couple days ago and bought it’s the game the last song my song recommendation was from and it’s an absolute masterpiece it’s absolutely top 3 favorite games of all time it was super challenging but genuinely one the most enjoyable games I’ve ever played if you get the chance I’d highly recommend trying it. Also every song in the soundtrack is an absolute banger I’d only heard the one before I played it though. Anyways thanks again for another great audio the triggers were nice I always enjoy some fluffys and the glass sounds were nice aswell well I’m rather sleepy now it’s been a long day for me but this is a nice way to end it.

Kraiden

Hey, if she always brings back the… borrowed... treasure, who am I to complain? xP A little chaos is a fair price for having a tiny energetic whirlwind like her in the house. The real question is how that cup has survived this long - must be blessed by the ancient ferret gods (or Rock-chan). 🤔 Really loved the cozy vibes in this one! Her hyper energy paired with the soft ASMR made for such a fun contrast. :3 And major props for pulling off the kissing triggers - sounds super tricky to record without passing out halfway through. xD But you nailed it! Also: Ferrets don't steal things - they just permanently borrow. They definitely will return it (when they remember). Totally different. ;P

Emeraldrop

Thank you for the asmr Alichu! Ferret girl is cute ❤️

Delta

I see you used that little bit of info I gave you about ferrets :P also, I had absolutely no idea groups of ferrets were called a business lol Love the kissing triggers too lol but don't die on us, ya hear?!?

Kai Zomei

The ferret girl is cute. I also like how you worked in the mischievous playfulness of ferrets for her character. Overall, great work.

Kench

"I know how messy and forgetful you are" You can't just call me out like that, madame 😭 Love the color scheme you landed on for the art, and love the triggers even more. The fluffy sounds were my favorite! The rustling combined with the repeated trigger words just turned my brain off completely 💤💤 Idk why but that combo, esp. with the word "fluffy" is just too super effective on me at all times, maybe I'm weak to the fluffy type ^^

alichuart
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No one can win against the floof!! >:D lol. I’m glad you enjoyed it Kench, thank you! There will be more fluffy sounds on the way with this week’s YouTube audio too :P