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Your coworker is normally really chill and sweet, but she seems to be a little off lately. Did someone call her short again? No, it seems more serious this time...She has a bad habit of talking to herself and she doesn't seem to know that you sit in the cubicle next to her, meaning you can hear every bit! You're not sure who Jeff is but she REALLY doesn't like him...

Ok, while many things have been changed this was inspired by true events, at least the getting angry bit and cursing to myself xD The overhearing, chocolate/coffee gifts; no lol. And lastly, Jeff is completely fictional. I thought of a name on the spot so apologies to any Jeffs out there πŸ˜‚

I know this was silly but I hope you all enjoy! :P

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SomeGuyHere

Perfect timing gonna listen to this at the gym 😀

BloodyAzazel

The second I read Jeff, all I could think of is Jeff the Land Shark from Marvel Rivals, considering the internet would hate him for his damn ultimate ability. What it does is swallow enemies whole, and as a usual Jeff player myself, just yeet yourself off the map and get all those kills. He has plenty of alternative names as well too, such as Satan's greatest soldier, Hitler's little helper, the marvel equivalent of Cringe ass Nae Nae Baby, you name it... and God I don't blame you for it.

Amadis Anguiano

My last job I had a private office, but I always left my door open, and one day someone comes by and goes "Hey.... Are you okay?" to which I blink and respond "Hm? Yep. I'm good. What's up?" and they said "Well usually you're in here mumbling to yourself or making little noises or sounds while typing away, but you've been dead silent for a while" So that was surprising to find out about myself

Eeveeolite

This audio was so accurate lol... Also very fun!

Moy

Yeah! Fuck you Jeff! Lol a lot of the things she was saying were things I say all the time. "I swear they do this on purpose" probably being one of my most used one. Overall this video was very interesting, definitely different. This is for sure the first time I listened to cursing triggers :P This was different, but I think that's honestly the best part. It was funny and relatable, not a lot of ASMR videos really go for that. Looking forward to something like this again. Oh and there's a random popping sound at around 3:50. Idk why but it scared the crap out of me lol

Releothunder

I feel like we all have that one coworker we just don’t like someone who seems to want to do anything but their job and makes more work for everyone else I know I certainly have one but it is nice when you have that one coworker who is kind and comes by offers you a snack and just makes sure your good I consider myself lucky actually have a couple of those. This Audio was so relatable especially the not wanting to call people idk why phone calls get me so stressed out sometimes. the sounds were nice and the way you curse is somehow both relaxing and so aggressive it’s funny and i really enjoyed this one.

Red XXX00

This was a fun listen

cloudberrybob

Anime girl cursing is always funny

Kench

Oh lord this one is too real, my job isn't even customer-facing (usually) but I'm sympathizing too hard right now 😭 It's not quite the same but I've had lots of situations where work goes down the toilet 'cause of something not in my control, and it makes me want to do an Ali and just mic drop with a curse. Hope this one was cathartic for you, that it doesn't happen too often irl., and that you one day actually do get the chocolates and coffee if it does. The commiseration and the spots of comfort from Coworker-kun made it a good storyline; the worrying about being overheard and not realizing that it was happening gave me a bit of a giggle. Maybe you *have* been overheard before and you just haven't realized it? πŸ‘€ And swear words as ASMR is a new one, but not unwelcome! Having a speaking sound to go alongside the writing/scratching is a good play and the machine gun of f-bombs was second-hand cathartic for me, too. Annoying bosses and coworkers? ψ(ο½€βˆ‡Β΄)ψ ~Fuck 'em!

ANONYMOUS

I have never related to something so much in my life lol

Phosphophyllite

Man fuck Jeff! No Jeff, I don't want to talk about the recent news! I want you to do your damn job! Alichu you put in an audio the pain of every night shift worker. XD I have a friend, she's kinda of a tsundere, who always says how she wants to leave nights. I tried to help her out because I understood the struggle of wanting to belong somewhere, I tried to get her to come with me to the moon, but she said no....She was always awkward anyways..,,,Long story short, sometimes you have Jeff's and sometimes you are Jeff? There's a lesson here somewhere

Kai Zomei

Jeff making it hard for everyone else. This is me to a painful degree (apart from the swearing). At work, I would often complain to myself about things at work or my life when I feel like I'm in my own world, and as soon as someone asks for my attention, I instantly switch to that type of congenial personality hoping no one is concerned for me. If I feel like I'm comfortable around others, I might express some concerns if I feel like it's relevant.

Delta

Well.. that was interesting.. lol also.. Jeff is pretty similar to my own name... what did I do Ali??? D: God though, I got a few annoying coworkers, they constantly call out sick, dumping their work on everyone, and another constantly does things wrong. Had one case, I get into the office at 6:30am, find out at about 11:30 that the only evening shift coworker called out, and who's got to cover his calls? This guy.. cause I was on-call ugh.. they were so jacked up too, the 5pm was fine, but the 7pm? We were hotswapping a device, migrating numbers from 4 separate accounts, porting in numbers, and nothing was built right. Hope this "Jeff" doesn't keep messing things up for you lol

alichuart

I’m sorry for any Jeffs or similar names out there. It truly was just a random name I chose for said roleplay haha! 🀣 I hate to say it but I think a lot of us have a Jeff we gotta deal with at work. And the most frustrating part? You know they are probably off in their own little world thinking everything is fine πŸ˜† πŸ’€

Rowan O'Brien

This is fucking hilarious and all too relatable

SheepehCult

I'm wide awake now because this came on my Playlist and it was so funny lol. I could've listened to this for an hour.