Home
Creators
Search Recent Random
Posts
Search DMs Popular Hash Lookup Tags Random
Importer
Import FAQ
Register Favorites Keys Review DMs Logout
Community
Telegram ThePornDude
Home Creators Posts Import Register Favorites Logout

Foods a Little Funny at this Monster Girl Cafe~ 💀❤️ | Dark/Horror ASMR Roleplay [writing sounds] [eating different..."foods" lol] [page turning] (Patreon)

Published:
2026-01-01 23:45:18
Imported:
2026-01
Tags:

Downloads

Content

**As the title implies this story is on the darker side. If horror and things relating to it aren't your thing maybe skip out on this one :3

After years of building her name and brand this powerful businesswoman of monster girl city has some unfinished business that needs attending to. And that's where you come in, dear listener. You know what they say, revenge is a dish best served cold ❤️

For those curious the snacks eaten were marshmallows, rice crackers and cheese puffs :P

Files

Comments

Mento

kinda reminds me of the "cube escape" games, especially the "rusty lake hotel" one. The big mystery is, if male monster girls really are so rare, than there must be some giga chad alpha around, breeding them all or something.

BlueAsh173

First ASMR of the new year, let's go! I've waited 4... no 5000 years for a video like this. For all the times in the past monster girls have screwed, hurt, and hurt the human listener, it's nice to have a human actively dislike them for a change, and to expand the lore. Dramatization of the first 5-10 mins into this audio: Finally! We the humans can have revenge against the monster girls who have oppressed us, kicked us out of apartments, and harmed and even killed us! Human supremacy! Human supremacy! Who's the first one on the chopping block!? Ali: The Komodo Dragon! Me: YES! We're blowing up that island! Ali: In Monster Girl City! Me: https://youtu.be/h2ktJiCGL9s?si=T8tcLjPjSfsHIsQU As for the trying the monster girls that were turned into food. Slime? Or a slug. Well... that's either the slug girl from the quest that sent one of the listener's too his doom, the stress slime that kicked out one of the listeners, one of the listener's girlfriends, or the Ammonite girl... That's like 50/50 shot of a net positive! Let it ride! Snake? I hope that isn't the garden snake girl or the gorgon girl's hair, that would be they were really nice. Bat? Oh no, that could be our ear cleaning doctor... oh dear, that's not good. Okay, so she's evil, but she also wants revenge on the Komodo Dragon. To the monster girl population, I say this quote from Lord Farqaad from Shrek: "Some of you may die, but that's a sacrifice, I am willing to make!" I am yapping so much, because this audio is genually amazing from a lore perspective. It adds so much, because we know the monster girls' perspective, but It's so cool to actually see how it affects the human population. I hope to see more in the future. It will be hard to beat this as my number one favorite of 2026, because it's easily in the top ten favorite ASMR roleplay of all time. What is this sorcerery? I hate horror ASMR, how are you making me love these? 20/10 FANTASTIC

Red XXX00

Happy new years! This was definitely not what I expected. Still very nice ASMR and the plot thickens!

Secular Succotash

Damn, the hot ones are always evil, crazy, or both. Both, in this case lol Was not expecting the pirate audio to have such a dark sequel lol, been a while since we had an evil listener too! Call me a species traitor but I'm rooting for the Komodo dragon girl to come out on top here. Also interesting that monsters are a recent occurrence in this world, it may have been alluded to in another audio and I forgot but I just assumed monster girls were just kind of always a thing in this universe

Releothunder

OH ABSOLUTELY FUCK NO I WILL NOT LET THE NICE CUTE KOMODO GIRL BE HARMED!!! damn holy shit Ali you finally did it you made me hate one of your characters (in the good way the audio was great) all it took was having her try to hurt a cute Komodo dragon girl as a dragon myself I shall protect all my cute monster girl kin! I can’t blame her for wanting revenge but I mean don’t take it out on cute innocent monster girls go to the island and hunt down the man eating Komodo dragons girls. This girl is the real evil monster though she needs to be stopped at all cost!!! Please tell me the monsters girls being dined on weren’t girls we have had encounters with like please tell me the bat girl nurses are fine?!?! I hope we learn who this powerful figure in monster girls city is she has made an enemy of all dragons and her reign with end in a fiery inferno if I had any say! That was a really good audio Ali but damn I did not expect that idk why but being the meal is somehow much more tolerable then when the meal is cute monster girls gives me this sick gut feeling almost this character absolutely sickens me and that is an impressive display of your writing skills Ali! Awesome start to the new year! Holy shit though I’m be thinking about this for thee entire week!

Emeraldrop

This has great potential for a part 2, whether that's the listener in pursuit of the komodo girl or afterwards and given a new target, or maybe learning more about this antagonist. Thank you for the asmr Alichu!!

Kai Zomei

Interesting plot development. Considering how wily some of these monster girls can be, I shouldn't be surprised there would be ones with a bias against them. Nice work on this one, Ali. Very unsettling.

dudebrody

Seems like the white glove society(fallout new vegas reference) is branching out to monster girl city....joking aside another well done asmr with a fun level of dark humor my compliments to the "chef"

Moy

Loved it. I love how it ties into two different stories. And I just love a good revenge plot :P Two things really stood out to me. The first being the "Catch it" line. That shows how dehumanizing she is towards the monster girls and how she already views them as inferior. And the second thing being the Taste Test to check loyalty. Fantastic Stuff. Yeah. I like her and hope we get to see her again. Lol.

Shaman343

👍⭐️❤️

PocketAbyss250

I weirdly like the selection of actual food used to make the sounds. It made me really think about how it would sound to eat something like this. So great job replicating what it would sound like.