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Visiting A (Failing) Haunted Coffee Shop [F4M] [Tapping] [Ear Blowing] [Ouija Board] (Patreon)

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2023-10-20 13:11:13
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2026-06
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You just moved to a new town for a fresh start- lucky you! What better way to get to know a place than to visit a local coffee shop? As you enter the building you start to feel really strange...is it cold in here or is it just you? There's a short girl behind the counter who looks really annoyed too, anything but welcoming. This place is open, right? Before you can walk out the girl starts to walk your way with an obvious fake customer service smile.

Happy Friday everyone! I hope this roleplay starts you off to a nice relaxing weekend ^_^ Funny thing about this audio: the weird pops you hear on and off really were my walls making noises lol. Probably just neighbors but still funny considering the story xD When I say, "Did you hear that?" it was my way of integrating the moment haha!

P.S. Thank you all so much for reaching 10k subs on youtube! I really do appreciate all of you so thank you, thank you, thank you! I'm going to be doing a really long audio sometime this upcoming week as a thank you on youtube. I want to do a bunch of ASMR sounds so if there's a sound or word trigger you want to hear let me know :)

Comments

Kai Zomei

Well she's certainly an eccentric one. I chuckled a few times at some of the jokes and what not, even though this was supposed to be spooky. Seems you had some inspiration fromy suggestion to you even though I didn't think it would work for this month. Nice work.

BloodyAzazel

This reminds me of the meme where people would purposely annoy a goth coffee worker just to make them spit in their coffee, only this time it's a short(but cute) catgirl that is just fully annoyed by anyone even being in the coffee shop that is definitely sucking on a lollipop and not smoking. And the coffee cup is just the best thing I could ever have seen for a cup of coffee. (I'm also gonna state that you saying that the noise that are from the walls just reminds me of "THERE IN THE GODDAMN WALLS")

Secular Succotash

Yo ghosts be damned this sounds like an awesome setup to me! I already like mixing drinks as a hobby so getting to do so as rent would be cool af, listener-san you lucky bastard haha Also took some digging, but I think I figured out that 43 reference! If I’m correct, it’s a song by Mushroomhead. Love the synth organ going crazy in the background during the “not enough there’s too much” part (holy- I just got that’s the joke with the sugar, I salute you haha). Actually that organ is kinda similar to a part of a stage theme from the OST of Legend of Dark Witch, a little known Metroid-style platformer from 2014, the tracks name is “Sleeping Rock N Roll”. Pretty sure they’re both in C# Major so that might be why my brain was making that connection. Very weirdly specific connection I know, but that’s the kinda shit my brain is constantly doing, making weird and specific connections. Dunno if you intended this, but there is actually a coffee cocktail made with Licor 43 called the Carajillo, so you got two references in one! As for triggers I like, scratching and tapping are up there. Like the kinda rapid tapping, almost purring-like sound when a ridged/ribbed object is rubbed against something (I dunno how to describe it well lol)

Wheniks

So the moral of the story is she fxcked around and found out, gotcha 👍 (ps congrats on 10k)

Artilleriez

Her: "Hopefully I can come back with a bigger heart." Me: *Professor Farnsworth voice* You!? [laughs] Being ghosted because of ghosts. Now that's rough! :( Really love your design here. Can't tell if you have tired eyes or if that's makeup but it looks nice either way! Do you have a belly piercing irl? I noticed you sometimes add it to your oc. I was going to point out the cleverness of actually using the - usually disruptive - background noises to your advantage for this audio. An Alichu sm-art moment! (Funny I was talking about high cognitive abilities, I fucking wish there was a way I could prove I posted that comment BEFORE listening to this, that's one of my best predictions for you so far!) Speaking of, I fear you may have slightly misunderstood my previous comment; the slow-word speaking IS one of the "cognitive abilities" I was talking about. XD Feel free to still try and throw something in there, but my request for the sound/trigger is simply the slow speaking. That's all ^^

alichuart
>>120243249

Thanks Kai! I couldn't help myself with this one lol. I have a few stories that center around the coffee shop so I took the opportunity to make fun of myself for it, which is always fun! :P

Kai Zomei
>>120243249

You're welcome. Guess no better source of inspiration than your own experiences for stories.

alichuart
>>120250784

The cup was inspired by a cup I really have! It was a gift from my mom and I thought it was the funniest thing xD I haven't seen that goth meme but that's pretty funny gotta say lol. I probably come off overly nice to food service workers. My biggest fear is that they will spit in my food, so I do everything in my power to try and be a pleasant customer!

alichuart
>>120306184

*Interview mode* Yes, yes...I see...Considering your prior experience in mixing drinks I expect you to bring in more tips! :P The song is one by Mushroomhead! I was dead set on making my drink names based on bands/songs and I stuck to it lol. I gave that OST song a listen and I can see what you're talking about, it did have that similar sound- cool theme song too! I couldn't help but chuckle because I thought of Mushroomhead in a cute anime girl style like the game, which I'd totally be into xD I didn't know about that drink either, sounds pretty good though! I'll need to write down some of these drinks names to try them sometime :)

alichuart
>>120351254

Ahh, I see- apologies about the confusion haha! xD My brain goes into extra smoll mode sometimes. I get whatcha mean now. I just remembered but my older zombie roleplay I talked really slow, maybe I could try that again. I almost stopped recording when the wall made the popping sound but I was like screw it, keep it going! Glad I did because I think it added to the vibe :P As for the tired eyes, after a while the line between what's eyeliner and what's tiredness becomes blurred so probably a little of both lol. Yes to the piercing, sometimes I'll add it sometimes I don't- really depends on the vibe of the drawing and if I remember. I'll probably never draw the tattoos, I'm too lazy for that!