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The Last Megalodon Has A Crush On You [F4M] [3Dio] [Shark Listener] [Size Difference] [Shy] [Cuddles] [Humming] [Eating] [Kissing] (Patreon)

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2023-12-08 10:05:25
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2026-06
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You wake up to find yourself in the presence of another shark...a...REALLY big shark. Before praying that you aren't about to get eaten you hear a really shy female voice telling you everything's OK. Is that really the shark in front of you talking right now? Why does she sound so nervous? And more importantly, it's a girl shark?!

Happy Friday everyone! Weird upload time on my end but hey, what can I say, I'm having trouble sleeping right now xD I'm not sure if it's the whole shark theme, the art or the character but I really enjoyed how this one turned out- maybe I have a bias for sea creatures lol. Either way, I hope you all enjoy it too! I don't do kissing sounds often, but I thought this story called for such a sound. Good thing no one was really getting kissed because the sound I made for eating was of a disgusting protein bar and the taste was horrible. Never getting that brand again Dx

Comments

TheGandalf

Heck. You know this sort of close attention ASMR is my fave. I'm usually fast on the draw to listen if I see just the right tags. :)

Delta

I usually wait till I go to bed to listen to these, but I had to listen to it now when I woke up before I get ready for work, and now I don't want to get out of bed haha this was absolutely adorable and relaxing! The eating sounds were certainly... interesting over a 3dio, not in a bad way though! haha, sorry you had to go through eating a disgusting protein bar lol

Shogun

Instant hall of fame classic right here

BloodyAzazel

Looks so close to a Vaporeon, yet it's a small hesitant. Kinda sucks that you had to eat something you don't enjoy the taste of. I'm pretty sure you could've gotten something else to work, but then again, idk what could work for a substitute for food. Also I didn't expect it to be posted later in the morning, but I guess that makes my patients less worried than it always is.

Kai Zomei

An odd situation to find myself in, but at least she's cute and not overly crazy. Nice job on the art and roleplay. Too bad that protein bar was nasty. The kissing sounds turned out nice.

itssimic

Omg!!!!! She looks soooooo cute!!!!! Damn that's a MEG right there!

itssimic
>>124049972

And I'm a tiny SHARK????? WOOHOOO!!!! AND SHE'S BIGGER THAN ME!!!!! HECK YEAH! I'm not saying I'm into taller women.... (at this point I am)

JokermanTalon

I love shark girl designs and this one is very good! They always look so smooth but if they are anything like real sharks you would have to be careful to not rub them the wrong way or their skin would get incredibly rough lol. I really liked the video, as a lot of other have mentioned the shork is very cute. The pains of the of the bad protein bar truly did pay off. Hope you and everyone else have a good weekend! I was planning on playing Warhammer 40,000: Rogue Trader this weekend but Lego Fortnite has been really fun so I will probably be playing that a bunch with friends.

Sir Skelington

Underwater shark girl smooches? Maybe the ocean isn't as bad as I thought. I'm gonna be honest, I like asmr smooch sounds, it's very relaxing for some reason. I don't know why but I like em, so I liked this audio a lot, two boney thumbs up.

Artilleriez

The humming was probably to distract us from realising just how horrific the scene would look for listener-shark to catch the fish. You see, if us sharks are human-like, then the surely the fish are too, right? So, witnessing this shark's catch/kill would be akin to witnessing a person getting kidnapped/murdered by a person 3x their size. We speak, so that means we make noise. So, EITHER muffle their screams or simply let them scream as a means to torment any nearby friends/family and other fish alike as a reminder of where they stand on the food chain. Nature in real life is brutal, but the alichuverse is on another level. 0_0 That is some dark sh*t. Or the fish are just fish and we can disregard all that! XD I'm so glad you're able to create characters so likeable even for the ones who didn't vote for them. I like this girl a lot more than the other shark-girl on YouTube. I like that ambiance. And I praise you for getting through that protein bar. I'm sorry to say but I didn't care for the eating sounds that much in this one. I thought I was hearing pop rocks - which is another sound I don't favour too much. BUT, ye can't please everyone. Overall, a very enjoyable video. Have a great day/night, Ali and everyone who (for reason) decided to read all this garbage. lol

dead to me

Bois, dis ain't a Vaporeon, it's a Lapras without a shell. A shiny so rare the games won't even allow it. Hell yeah.

ProzXADYN

Knot sure how you'd tie up a shark, but I just imagined tossing a net over and calling it a day 😆. I sure hope our Meg friend can get chummy with listener too, that would be jawsome. I actually used to really like reading and learning about sharks, about as much as I could be in my kid years, still think they're cool, but I probably couldn't name all the useless facts like I could back then lol. Fintastic video Ali, and that artwork is Mega(lodon) (idk, the pun works, I guess) I really love what you did with the hair.

Secular Succotash

NEVER underestimate the power of waifu-ification. Not even a 30ft torpedo with a bloodlust and almost 300 teeth crammed into its face is safe. For some reason, hearing about that long lost sister made a headcanon design pop into my brain though. Wasn’t planning on doing another fanart until…well you’ll see haha, but hey this was one of those times where I’m like, “I gotta get this on paper and outta my head NOW” In all seriousness, very cute audio. If you’re looking for a better tasting protein bar, I’d suggest Quest bars. They’re normally pretty good, have a lot of different flavor choices, and most flavors have around 20g of protein with 200cal or less per bar. Blueberry Muffin, Mint Chocolate Chip, and Cookies & Cream are my favorites in that order. Unless what you got WAS Quest in which case, disregard haha

alichuart
>>124043648

I'm sorry for making getting out of bed more difficult- God knows lately it's hard to do with it being colder! I can't stand getting up when I'm cold, it's terrible! >.< Eating sounds are always a hit or miss with me when it comes to ASMR. Sometimes I can listen to it and think it's relaxing and other times it's a big nope lol. I'm glad they weren't bad though, thank you! Sometimes I find it difficult to judge the sounds I make, especially with ones I'm finicky on lol xD

alichuart
>>124048274

She kinda does look like a vaporeon doesn't she? lol I'm ok with that though, my third favorite eeveelution after umbreon and espeon :P As for the protein bar, I was eating it earlier that day and didn't want to waste it- otherwise I definitely would have picked something else because it was gross lol. My sleeping schedule has been a little weird lately. My work shifts have been all over the place so some days I'm up at odd times x_x

Delta
>>124043648

Lol no worries! I actually made it to work a little early yesterday anyway! And lol I know!! I'll actually turn off the heat in my apartment before bed, and it'll end up in the 60s when I wake up, just end up getting so cozy under the blankets that I don't want to leave! Lol and haha, I know what you mean! Sometimes the eating sounds were just a big nope, but this one was definitely relaxing!

alichuart
>>124048440

Thanks Kai, I'm glad you enjoyed it! I don't do that sound often so I'm glad they turned out! ^_^

alichuart
>>124072810

Thanks Joker, I'm glad you like how the shark turned out! :D I was really happy megalodon won because I always love drawing shark girls. If I wouldn't feel bad about wasting it I would have opted for something else 100%. Some protein bars are expensive and I'll be damned if I threw it away, despite it tasting like shit lol. At least it came in handy for something though! xD I'm glad you're having fun playing Lego Fortnite! I just replied to your comment about Warhammer, yet another game I think I'd be into lol. If I'm being honest though, the first game I want to play when I get my computer is Baldur's Gate 3.

alichuart
>>124087692

Thanks Skelly, I'm glad you liked this one! It seems like a few of you like that sound so I'll try to incorporate it a bit more into some future stories moving forward ^_^

alichuart
>>124095848

Oh God, I didn't even think of that, but you bring up a very good point Antoni. If listener and shark girl here are humanoids it would make sense that the other fish were too so...hehe, my bad- unintentional killing I suppose, whoopsie! :P I'm glad you like how she turned out; it was a lot of fun writing and voicing this one! As for the art, I think I have a bias for sea creatures so that part was very enjoyable too lol. I completely get you on the eating sound also. I mentioned this to someone else but eating sounds are hit or miss for me. Sometimes I like them and other times I don't, so I understand where you're coming from for sure! Thanks for your comment Antoni and I hope you have a relaxing weekend ^_^

alichuart
>>124099532

Haha, thank you! :D But seriously though, I would love to have a Lapras without a shell. I'm sure Team Rocket would be following me 24/7 though trying to steal em' :/ lol

alichuart
>>124107699

Haha, nice- you could almost say I'm drowning in the puns here :P Seriously though, thanks for the early morning laughs, they are always appreciated ^_^ I've always been a fan of sharks too, especially drawing them as a humanoid character- so much fun! As such I was very happy that Megalodon won this week. I'm glad you enjoyed how she came out too, thank you!

JokermanTalon
>>124072810

Yeah, the noises it made were at least something productive! To be honest I kinda hate wasting food in general, expensive or not. Just the other day I got some food from a restaurant that I haven't been to before and it was very mediocre putting it nicely. But I still ate as much of it as I could stomach lol. Yeah I saw the other comment and thought I should probably just talk about in a reply once, it's actually kinda funny that you said Baldur's Gate 3 as Rogue Trader is the same genre of game. Both are games that are based on tabletops and play somewhat similarly. That being said, Baldur's Gate 3 is probably the better choice since I know you like Fantasy more than Sci-Fi. It also won game of the year at the game awards on Thursday so that also helps sell how good Baldur's Gate 3 is lol.

alichuart
>>124116299

I think I remember you hinting to this a bit ago but are you getting yourself a tablet for Christmas? :P If so, I'm very excited for you! I think Antoni may have mentioned getting one too, so I look forward to seeing more art from you guys- if you choose to post it of course. I'm always here if you or anyone have tablet questions. I'm no expert but I definitely know what not to do xD I know I mentioned this on Twitter already, but that drawing was badass, really love how she turned out! You almost made me get a crush on a fictional shark girl with that body and face of hers- how dare you lol. As for the bars, I don't know what it is but all the ones I've tried taste very bad. The one in question was called One (chocolate almond flavor). I don't know if I've tried Quest yet but if they have a lot of protein it's worth a shot next time!

Secular Succotash
>>124116299

I will neither confirm nor deny the alleged purchase of a drawing tablet. But if one were to have purchased a 16in Wacom drawing tablet (with a screen protector), as you’ve suggested…what other tips would you have for such an individual? If this hypothetical tablet were even purchased that is. Glad you liked my version of Megalonee-san! Obligatory, “calm down son it’s just a drawing!” Haha, nah I knew what I was doin, I drew the physical manifestation of a kabedon after all. Really though that’s high praise coming from you, making waifu material for the one who makes waifu material lol. I appreciate it a lot, thank you!

alichuart
>>124072810

lol I'm not surprised it won! I keep watching videos of other people play it and it's done nothing but make me want to play it more. When it comes to food, I'm like that for the most part too. I'll try to eat what I can unless it's really bad haha!

alichuart
>>124116299

Well, if I had to give advice to such a person who may or may not have purchased said tablet, I would say this: 1. If you notice an update for the tablet- just do it. I've skipped on a few and sometimes it makes things weird and then you're sitting there wondering why until you manually do the update yourself lol. 2. I recommend Clip Studio or Sai for your drawing program, but there are free ones too like Krita. I've used Photshop in the past, but it wasn't my favorite for drawing. 3. Don't be afraid to play around with your stabilization tool. The higher the number the more it "lags" for lack of a better term. This can make drawing smooth lines easier if you do lineart! I find a low stabilization better when sketching though. 4. Layers are your friend if you are working with multiple things (body on one, clothes, hair on another for example). Or you can rogue like I do sometimes and do everything on the same one lol.

Artilleries
>>124116299

Not sure if if this conversation has passed already but if you don't mind me cutting in, would you recommend paying extra for damage coverage for the product?

alichuart
>>124116299

Hey Antoni! For the damage coverage, I don't believe I paid for an extra warranty or coverage on mine. The tablet itself does come with one (either a month or a few months) warranty already but they do ask if you want to buy an extended one. If you're the type of person who worries about spilling or dropping things on your tablet it may be worth getting if you're able to, but don't feel like you have to!