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Sneaky Raccoon Tries To Make A Deal With You! [F4A] [3Dio] [Lots of Random Sounds & Triggers] [Makeover lol] [Tapping] [Switch Console Sounds] [Whispered Onomatopoeia] (Patreon)

Published:
2023-12-22 13:18:11
Imported:
2026-06
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Content

It's late at night as you're making your way into town. It's a hard life for a raccoon living in the city, everybody knows that. Even so, you like to keep your cool- fake it till you make it, so they say. As you walk by an "ali" way, you hear someone calling out to you. Is that another raccoon? Great, looks like you have some competition tonight. You sigh before heading their way to see what they want. 

Happy Friday everyone :) I hope you all have a nice holiday weekend and Christmas! While this audio is not Christmas themed, I hope it gives you some relaxing triggers none the less, and maybe a chuckle here or there too lol. I'm going to be putting this audio in the patron character tab also since it was one of you who recommended a raccoon to me a little while back- I hope you like my rendition of said animal and thank you for the idea! :P

*small note: around the 13:15 mark my background sound glitched a bit. I don't think it was too bad since it only lasted a second but figured I'd point it out xD

Comments

itssimic

Omg!!!! Your raccoon character is so cute!!!! The eyes are too adorable!!!!

itssimic
>>125127223

Hahaha, i like the part at the end. "Never trust a fellow raccoon with leftovers.... they will seize the opportunity"

Kai Zomei

Cute raccoon girl design. She tried being sneaky, but she got duped in the end it seems.

BloodyAzazel

I already have to make a deal with a raccoon after all I went through? I mean I guess I don't got anything better to do so I guess it works out well. (And yes, the surgery went fine, no minor pains and such)

Artilleriez

I was worried about the game sounds that were gonna be in this audio, but the Switch actually had some relaxing sounds! And I'm forgetting that the 3Dio probably picks up sound better too. "Cash only, none of that... Apple Pay stuff." Me: "That's alright. Apples aren't everyone's favourite fruit." 🤭 I had to.

Artilleries
>>125153114

Ugh, that betrayal at the end. And to think I voted for you, raccoon girl. 😞 Still, I wish to compliment your looks. I'm loving the emo look with that eye shadow and black hoodie. An emo raccoon is something I should've saw coming to be honest. Great video, Ali. I hope you and every ali-cat reading has a great day/night and a great Christmas.

Artilleries
>>125153114

If Patreon allowed images to be attached to comments, I would've simply made a screenshot of my comment and posted that because the weird comment cut-off is happening again.

JokermanTalon

I mean you say it's not a Christmas audio but I did get a bunch of free "gifts" from the nice raccoon lady! Also real talk, I meant to listen to this much sooner but I have gotten stuff on a level from a game called Ready or Not and have lost all track of time. I'm hoping that sleep will help me to do better in the morning. Also I hope everyone has great holidays! I for one plan to sleep a lot lol.

Sir Skelington

"Funny how people go to such lengths to have our dark eyes huh" Hey I got mine the old fashion way, Sleep Deprivation. I really like the idea of both the characters being the same type of hybrid, trash pandas "giving" gifts, well someone got gifts. Merry Christmas everybody.

ProzXADYN

This racoon most definitely looks completely innocent... for a racoon! I must admit though, I didn't see the grab and run coming, but I sure as hell saw the pile of 'taken with permission' 'rubbish' she left behind :D

alichuart
>>125127223

Thank you, I'm happy you like her! :D Maybe it's the dark eyes but I really like how she turned out too ^_^

alichuart
>>125134830

I wanted to put in the title "Baka Raccoon" but didn't want to give it away haha! xD

alichuart
>>125146503

That's great to hear Azazel! I'm glad the surgery went well. I hope you have a relaxing Christmas and New Year ^_^

alichuart
>>125153114

Ah yes, orange pay would have been acceptable :P I was thinking about doing some game sounds too but figured the home screen ones were good on their own- I like the little click clack sound they made lol. You also know me well in that I made her look emo. Come on, dark eyes and overall degenerate animal like a raccoon? She's gotta look like that! lol. I hope you have a nice Christmas too Antoni and don't worry about the comment cut off- at this point it's starting to become a frequent occurrence here on Patreon haha! xD

alichuart
>>125189199

I hope you get some good sleep Joker! I also hope you have a nice and relaxing Christmas- and the same to anyone reading ^_^ I suppose in a way you're right- this was kinda an unintentional holiday audio! Sure, the presents were stolen but hey- presents are presents in the world of raccoons :P Looks like the Ready or Not game is an FPS so I'd be total garbage at playing it haha! xD Those games are fun but I've never been good at them lol.

alichuart
>>125193792

Now you have the ultimate dark eye look, both from sleep deprivation and makeup- welcome to my world skelly! :P I did like the idea of both the listener and character being the same animal. Thinking about it I've only done that here and the shark? I should do that more often. Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to you too! ^_^

alichuart
>>125245187

Leave it to a raccoon to have a sneaky story ending :P I let you all have the win...this time lol.

JokermanTalon
>>125189199

I have caught up on a lot of sleep so far, and it's been great! Also "stolen" is a strong word, I would say "borrowed" is more accurate. Also yeah, Ready or Not is an FPS. However more so then that, it is a semi-realistic SWAT simulator so you die very quickly if you don't play safely lol. Still fun, especially as it has single player and co-op, but can be very hard.

Secular Succotash

Just realized I never commented on this! Hmm, morally righteous German Shepherd, maybe a BNA reference? Never watched the show so I can’t tell lol. Always thought the Switch had surprisingly soothing sounds, definitely works for ASMR Fun plot in this one! I love it when two streetwise characters are both trying to pull one over on the other at the same time. Honestly I think listener was right to be suspicious the second she said the Switch was $50 WITH a free game. That’s waaaaay to good of a deal to be legit haha

alichuart
>>125281308

I've never watched BNA! I had to look it up and I've seen little clips here and there but haven't checked it out myself. Seeing that I love Beastars though it seems like something I'd like. I'm not a furry I swear I...I only drew them in...suggestive situations as a profession, that's all! lol. Yeah, the minute she said $50 it should have been a given. We all know damn well that would never happen, especially for a pink one!