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Secret ASMR Session With A Mage [F4M] [3Dio] [Manga Page Flipping & Tapping] [Glass Tapping] [Ear Rubbing, Tapping & Cupping] [Japanese Onomatopoeia] [Mouth Sounds & Ear Eating] (Patreon)

Published:
2024-01-05 19:56:08
Imported:
2026-06
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Content

As a hardworking citizen living in the magic capital of the world you've come to frequently find yourself extremely tired. You've tried everything: counting sheep, sleep spells, but nothing seems to work. You heard rumors of a mage that performs "sleep miracles" and even managed to make an appointment with her! You're not really sure what to expect but she seems kinda weird- like a shut in, doesn't like people kinda weird. Whatever; if she helps get you to sleep that's all that matters!

Happy Friday everyone, I hope this audio starts you all off to a relaxing weekend ^_^ I had fun with the thumbnail as you can probably tell lol. Idk why but I wanted to make it look like a dating game choice screen (don't judge me!) Funny enough I always wanted to make my own game like that so maybe some day xD

Apologies for any traffic sounds or wall pops during the audio. Much like the mage I live in a small apartment surrounded by loud people haha!

Comments

BloodyAzazel

Looking at the thumbnail just gave me an idea of how cool it would be if you had options on the side where you just choose what we would say. It's almost like a video game, yet we don't get the choice to choose our option. (I just like the fact that it's just "you don't get a choice" yet I'M the one who asked for this like bruh)

Artilleriez

Her: "You think I'm gonna die without knowing the ending to One Piece? Give me a break" Me: You mean like... break - into Two Piece? :D Honestly, the way you described ASMR was perfect; "using sounds (or other means) to turn your brain into mush" That's exactly what it feels like for me when a trigger hits the spot. You feel your brain dissolve and run down your neck & behind your ears. Loved this! Although, sorry to hear about the books accident. That's how you became undead, isn't it? Now a different universe has the living Ali (this character) whilst we deal with undead Ali. Both do their jobs nicely though. XD Have a great day/night Alichu and Alicats.

Sir Skelington

"My neighbor is an elf and you know how good their hear is" That just makes me think of the Two Towers quote, "What do your elf eyes see". Hold up if we die in the real world and then get isekai'd to a fantasy world, what happens when we die there? Do we just go back to regular boring real world. Now that I say it maybe that would make a fun story, protag gets isekai'd into fantasy world then get re-isekai'd to real world. I mean that's basically the plot to Uncle from another world.

JokermanTalon

I like the art a lot on this one, it's very cute! It also has nothing to do with me thinking that the hat is big enough for an entire person to hide in. I'm also a little surprised that manga's were mentioned with a manga gripping section lol. Well dying alone under a bookcase is certainly not the best, but the rescue workers will have a hell of a story to tell when they find you. If they find you, idk if the body gets isekaied as well tbh.

alichuart
>>126245849

I'd really love to make a little game someday with my art (just a simple one where you choose what to say, etc.) Maybe like dating monster girls or something like that haha! xD I know that would take a hell of a lot of work but hey, maybe someday ^_^

alichuart
>>126248365

You guessed it, you all get the undead version while somewhere off in a distant world others gets the very much alive one :P Funny enough, I don't really get that tingly feeling some people describe when listening to ASMR- I wish I did! The most I get is just a very sleepy vibe from certain sounds, which is really good when I'm already dead tired lol. Maybe I just haven't found that certain sound yet. I hope you have a good day/night too Antoni! Also, that concert is coming up soon, right? I hope you have a nice time! ^_^

alichuart
>>126276688

"What do your elf eyes see?" "They've isekaid Alichu to Isengard!" Man, that would suck to be isekaid back to our world if we died again. I guess if we were born there originally though it would at least be a new experience coming over to this one...I guess (bleh) Dx lol. I wonder if someone would play a fantasy video game here and be like, "wtf, this is just like my old world." I haven't seen uncle from another world but I'm going to look it up now because the name alone catches my interest lol.

alichuart
>>126294489

Dear God, I hope I can at very least get a new body if I'm isekaid. If I didn't I would just look up at the sky and be like, "Why did you do this to me again?!" lol I kid, I kid. But seriously, if I got to pick, I would want to look different. Either a hot elf/demon or some random dude that girls fall in love with after defeating the demon lord or something- it has to be one or the other lol. I'm glad you like the art and my big hat that I hide cats and book in, thank you! :P

ProzXADYN

Wow wow wow Ali. To think a bookcase would take you out. Well at least you died surrounded by something you loved. Assuming you were picking a book when they fell on you, what book would you think has it out the most for you? Besides the tragic news of your passing, I must admit, I am finding myself very frustrated... frustrated that I cannot loop patreon videos 😭. I've had to set up an autoclicker just to click it every time the video repeats that's how good it is today. Towards the end with the mouth sounds I was already super relaxed, but then when you added the additional tapping alongside, I was almost out like a light, almost because I needed to leave this comment first. Lastly, the artwork, choice or not, I think I'd book a second session with this mage. Thank you very much for this audio Ali, I am now off to sleep :).

JokermanTalon
>>126294489

I mean it could always be worse, you could become a gnome or goblin or something and get even shorter lol. Although that wouldn't be completely bad as I've learned recently, one of the best party members in Wrath of the Righteous is a gnome. I don't really know what I would want to be if I got reincarnated, but also for that reason it would probably be a Changeling (DnD's version specifically). Varity is good but also the ability to become more anonymous if I got too popular would nice too.

Secular Succotash

Damn this was a great one Alichu! The fact that you isekai’d yourself but remained a weeb who does ASMR on the side is great, and starting off like you’re the plug for a drug deal was pretty funny. But really, it was the 30 joke that got me good. “Why of all numbers would you say that number?? Asshole.” I spent an unreasonable amount of time laughing over that one, I mean I’m not thirty yet but damn is it getting distressingly close, time needs to chill tf out and slow down a sec haha Really though, you killed it with this one! Was super fun and the triggers were just chef’s kiss. Great way to wrap up the weekend, hope your weekend went well too!

alichuart
>>126294489

Gnomes are always the best! I mean let's be real, hobbits are basically gnomes, right? They're sneaky, smart and as WoW likes to portray them- crazy as hell lol. It's also fun to play them because a lot of people find them annoying and I like annoying people :P Being a changeling sounds pretty badass! My first thought would be to do something really amazing, become well known throughout the land and then change and no one knew what happened lmao xD

alichuart
>>126346230

I wouldn't doubt for a second that books would find a way to take me out. Specifically, the one Collen Hoover book I made the mistake of buying. It knows how much I dislike it so I'm sure it's got it out for me...I feel it's rage over there in my "bad book section" lol. I'm sorry Patreon doesn't have a loop feature :( I suppose to compensate I'll need to make a really long roleplay one of these days- the true test will be if anyone can stay awake until the end! I'm really glad you enjoyed the sounds in this one and got some good sleep- truly the best comment for making ASMR, thank you! ^_^

alichuart
>>126402331

I'm glad you enjoyed this one, thank you! :D Pretty soon an ASMR problem will start plaguing the land of this new world. Hopefully there's no Jesse or Walter to capitalize on it before I do! "Jesse, we have to whisper!" lol Don't worry about hitting 30, it's not a big deal like some people make it out to be. I'm kinda looking forward to getting older because I was an idiot in my younger twenties haha! Just remember, you're only as old as you feel. Don't let people make you think a number means anything, just do you! :)